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Bailsworth @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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@LifeNewsHQ @Students4LifeHQ @IowaRTL @BailofRights @IowaGOPer and what about their constitutional rights? Fire the principal
Retweeted by BailsworthNew video up! #Fly #maddieandtae https://t.co/M5MTVNeZEv
4/16
2015
If I had a time machine, I'd go back & find the person who made "fleek" a thing & throat punch them right before they said it. #thingsihate
4/15
2015
@JoeC1776 And yeah, eating healthy and being active is one of my main focuses right now. I'm sorta leaning toward that. sorta. I think.@JoeC1776 Thanks for the input!I wrote a blog post for the first time in about 8 months. Warning: much ramble. Little sleep. http://t.co/8z4sitxUFO
4/14
2015
Hillary 2016 logo is almost exactly the same as a defunct UK grocery store named 'Hillards' http://t.co/PibeKgetm5 http://t.co/XUJifyhwXy
Retweeted by BailsworthI havent even seen hillary's actual announcement, but i cant imagine The Onion version deviates much... http://t.co/TFIWhN6uZoThe fact that there is a thunderstorm happening and it is after midnight will not stop me from getting ice cream, dammit!
4/13
2015
@shansmith thanks, you too.Sick + having nightmares = awful sleep :-(
4/2
2015
Omg I want to eat everything.
3/29
2015
I've lost over 10 lb since January :-D woooo!
3/26
2015
From my 7 mile walk today....I got lost in West Des Moines :-) https://t.co/kH4LXecQak5 Feminist Heroes Who Were Actually Terrible People http://t.co/D3SJR5fdCD via @thoughtcatalog
Retweeted by Bailsworth@jakehightree wow. It only took you 2 years to come up with that comeback?!? I'm impressed. @BarackObama
3/22
2015
Kristen Stewart Explains St. Patrick's Day!: https://t.co/UQUlDW1F6w || The Holy Moly & White Basketball y'all!! h/t @BailofRights :)
Retweeted by BailsworthEnjoy your green beer...I'll be drinking green tea today :-) #HappyStPatricksDay
3/17
2015
Nope.Another date today. Cause I'm a glutton for punishment, apparently.
3/15
2015
@HesNotTheStig nope@HesNotTheStig you can't take this away from me.@HesNotTheStig yeah well the ISO 8601 timestamp can suck a big toe. Its #PiDay :-)Happy Pi day, nerds!
3/14
2015
Got straight up judo kicked in the side of the head by an old man tonight...... I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.
3/11
2015
New song cover!! Sorry about "wildin"....that word should not be happening. #fourfiveseconds https://t.co/wC7Z5WqOjN
2/28
2015
Mmk. This night can just end now.
2/27
2015
:-) :-) :-) :-)
2/24
2015
Just had a fairly awkward second date. Holy moly. I'm so tired of dating.
2/22
2015
My 34 year old brother is trying to impress me with his magic tricks. Get a job, Gabe.
2/21
2015
@Cameron_Gray I created a Facebook group a couple years ago for us lucky enough to have been blocked by @therealroseanne!
2/20
2015
I'm watching hip hop tutorials and trying to learn them today. Sorry lady downstairs :-)
2/15
2015
Exactly 3 years ago today! via @timehop http://t.co/yqNsyIlBfT http://t.co/uTc5ZnGyJ7
2/14
2015
Word to the wise: If the phrase, "I went to daily mass today" makes a guy think you're crazy, that's a big red flag....on him.
2/11
2015
@jerrywilson_7 Thanks!This is my cover of Carrie Underwood's 'Something in the Water' https://t.co/ainJ1cMCtm If you like it, share it :)
2/6
2015
#BrianWilliamsMemories "...and then Jesus gave me my sight back!!"
2/5
2015
Just woke up from a nap. Dreamt i was preggo with Dwight Schrute's baby. Yeesh.
2/4
2015
If you get this card on Valentines Day, you just got friend zoned. http://t.co/z0qQdJTFFi@DeltaBravo193 haha gross!!!So I'm trapped inside because it's been blizzarding outside all day, and I'm on my last roll of TP. This is a dilemma.
2/1
2015
If you haven't listened to Hanson's newer music, you should. It's pretty stinking good.
1/31
2015
Thanks Timehop, for reminding me that 7 yrs ago today i was in my longest relationship to date with a guy who is now is gay. #dyinginsideThank sweet baby Jesus Romney isnt running....@chuckclothier haha yes! Except i habe to babysit this morning, sooo...Apparently my body thinks 5 hrs is enough sleep after being awake for 32 hrs straight. So. Coffee, I guess?
1/30
2015
Took my first gym selfie today. Now I feel like an asshole. #ihatemyself #neveragain
1/29
2015
"ISIS to Obama: We'll behead you!" http://t.co/2ABSp56VjW58% of Millennials Believe Abortion is Morally Wrong http://t.co/Bmx684fpbB @bailofrights @Stranahan @ShaneMcGonigal @IMAO_ #WhyWeMarch
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1/28
2015
At the eye doc after not going in over 5 years. Holy moly my vision is bad.
1/20
2015
@ReviewDadMedia hahahaHey baby. A/S/L? ;-)
1/19
2015
Nothing sends me from "im happy to be single!" to "F*@K THE WORLD" in 2 seconds flat like seeing an engagement announcement on facebook.Maze Runner and Rise of the Planet of the Apes in one night....I'm gonna have some weird dreams tonight.The first thing I thought after getting home from the gym was, "Damn. I really want to order pizza..."I feel like spending money :-(This is awesome. "AZ Becomes 1st State Requiring Students to Pass Civics Citizenship Test..." http://t.co/PLA4hMxSF8I think i want a fish tank. I've never wanted a fish tank before, but now, i do.
1/16
2015
@DeusVult1911 haha. Its true though :-/@BailofRights http://t.co/3ahjel58VC
Retweeted by BailsworthGuys who call just to say 'hi' actually exist?? I feel like I found a unicorn!!! :-)
1/15
2015
@rachelveronica im at work tonighrt, i slept all day! I have my excuses :-/My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/05/2015: 4,016 steps and 1.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/IUuvZeEQOu
1/6
2015
My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/04/2015: 7,931 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/ttjxNjHHTm
1/5
2015
@NASA YOU LYING BITCH!Jumping in 2 minutes. #ZeroGravityDayMy fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/03/2015: 4,070 steps and 1.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/ttjxNjHHTm
1/4
2015
My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/02/2015: 10,011 steps and 4 miles traveled. http://t.co/ttjxNjHHTm
1/3
2015
@tonykatz lol i havent worn my fitbit in forever....forgot it auto-tweets for me. Anywho.....HEY TONY KATZ!My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 1/01/2015: 10,080 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/ttjxNjHHTm
1/2
2014
So....they're gonna drop a bomb into the sharknado. Holy fuck this is awesome.Wine, chocolate....and Sharknado. Merry Christmas :-)
12/25
2014
I may have made enough puppy chow to feed an army. http://t.co/KtgZBTcgQS
12/21
2014
Oh my god. I need a drink.
12/19
2014
Oh gosh...what I found digging through old college papers. @bailofrights @northerngrizzly #Resist44 http://t.co/oKy5kiZAXa
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12/17
2014
one of those nights where I really need to talk to someone, but I can't think of the appropriate person to talk to. Very frustrating.how does someone go from their highest high to their lowest low in a matter of 2 months time?
12/13
2014
Whats news?
12/9
2014
I'm a doormat.@SooperMexican haha it totally was! :-p thanks@garysteveneaton thanks Gary.@GaltsGirl its true. Thanks :-)@albertoapardo happy birthday :-)@AiPolitics lol thanks.Ditched on my bday by the one person i really wanted to see. Woo! Awesome day.
12/8
2014
Thanks @JasonDibler! And happy birthday @FingersMalloy :-)@FreeRadicalNet thaaaanks!@MelissaTweets @BitcoinBelle @allanbourdius happy bday, and thanks!
12/7
2014
I don't know if I should feel like an idiot or an asshole right now.... Think I'm gonna settle on suspicious.
12/6
2014
Remember that time I said boxed mashed potatoes were superior? I don't think my head was screwed on right. My apologiesChicken>Turkey. Because Math. Happy Thanksgiving.
11/27
2014
How sad is it that i really enjoy the song, Turn Down For What?@corrcomm i dont know, but im sure we can come up with something more appropriate.@corrcomm Calling them out for poor journalism? Sure. Revenge is not productive. In this case, it's counterproductive. They lose their credNY times journalist posting Darrell Wilson's home address was wrong. RightWingNews posting those journalists' addresses was equally wrong.
11/26
2014
You've Got Mail. Friggin' solid movie.Doormat. Yep. That's me.
11/25
2014
WEIRD!! i just met a youtuber that ive been watching for awhile now. Shes the greeter at homemakers. lolTorn between finally buying a decent coffee table or using that money to save for a kick ass tattoo. It's a weird time in my life.Home sweet home :-)
11/24
2014
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