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@thereaIbanksy sort of confusing... don't be around toxic ppl that hurt others then the last 1 says it's ok to behave in a toxic hurtful way@Kelly_Evans @CNBCClosingBell "someone tell me to shush and calm down now... i double dare you"#Repost @inkedmag Ask Jessica Wilde All the Things! Inked’s new resident Sex Columnist… https://t.co/3KB8FEmDKS
Retweeted by me@TattGoddess congrats on the ink mag gig! suspect big things are on their way for you :) lol hope you answer their poop questions in it too
7/2
2015
@JFoxLetter ok... thanks for the clarity... btw appreciate all your hard work@JFoxLetter can you offer any guidance on a time frame of your short term projections?@TexasDaisyMFC you broke a dildo? lol.. how hard were you banging yourself with it? maybe you can get a job as a dildo quality control tech@meganmedellin i'm convinced 90% of the time ppl deny shit they don't know about just fake being dumb to get what they want or win a fight
7/1
2015
@NFLFilmStudy my bad then@NFLFilmStudy how'd jay cutler not make your over/under paid NFL players list?@__Nikkiiii__ lol... not how i picture you with all your "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING???" territorial chick stuff@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i'm sure that's something you'd never ever do with a guy
6/30
2015
@Fibonacciqueen lol... it's when you're saying "WTF... I need to go smoke some crack" you know it was one of those days@carlquintanilla who would have guessed a Mobster had such good penmanship to go with his marksmanship@__Nikkiiii__ lol... before you know it... lol.. you'll be pooping it out :P
6/29
2015
@BabyMetalMFC Strippergirl, Strippergirl, Does whatever a spider can. Spins a pole, any size, Catches dollars just like flies@carlquintanilla @Deadspin reminds me of the days watching old school cubs
6/28
2015
@TattGoddess lol... your honesty does give me the weirdest boners though@TattGoddess haha... that video MADE my day! and after your lil confession i might never look at you the same :) #lovethempoopquestions
6/27
2015
@jessicasweet194 you're beautiful as a blonde... but i am digging the dark hair :)Dark or blonde http://t.co/OGicwjg8Ci
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6/26
2015
@thereaIbanksy that's every society since the dawn of man... it's in our nature to step on the little guy and keep him down@__Nikkiiii__ never get between a pregnant chick and her pizza... lol... shit's gonna get real
6/25
2015
@meganmedellin you know that guys telling the story as "I was gonna have sex with her till she farted on me... i can't get with no fart'ers"
6/24
2015
@mfccammodel @InsaneB0lt ya.... that's not fucked up at all@TexasDaisyMFC lol... when you lose track of what day of the week it is... lol... then your cam girl training is complete@TexasDaisyMFC you woke up at 1? lol... you're on your way to becoming a true cam girl :P
6/23
2015
#GoodBandNameBadFirstDate Armed and Hammered
6/20
2015
Sometimes I wish I still got high... cause it's a Zepplin kinda day http://t.co/ZsgqoFShF2
6/18
2015
@__Nikkiiii__ Moldy bread = Penicillin so you won't die... lol... but you might be good against any STD's ;)
6/17
2015
are you kidding me? this is fucking barbaric https://t.co/0st894qLm6@jeremypiven good job w/the Entourage movie! But for me you'll always be my hero as "James 'Droz' Andrews" from PCU :) #GottaLuvPCU
6/16
2015
@Kitty_Wilde shit sounds like a war zone out near me with all the fireworks going off #StanelyCupIt's official... @NHLBlackhawks are a dynasty! #StanelyCupHAWKS SCORE!!!!! one goal closer to the Stanely Cup!HAWKS SCORE!!!!!horrible officiating in the @NHL stanely cup playoff... ref's aren't calling tampa on shitwtf was that??? that Lightening player practically tackled that Hawks guy@JFoxLetter after hearing the media talk about it for a year... lol... i just wanna get this impending correction over with@TexasDaisyMFC lol... what did i tell you? 6 PM :P
6/15
2015
@Nitro909 lol... I bet your next twet involves needing some bail money
6/14
2015
@fawnnn_mfc awwww.... hugs@TreacherousBuzz "And don't even bother proposing unless you meet the minimum size requirements"
6/12
2015
HAWKS SCORE!!!!! 1-0!!!
6/10
2015
The good news is that douche bag McKinney Texas cop Eric Casebolt resigned... The bad news is he'll probably work as a cop in a diff town
6/9
2015
gotta love stereotypes... lol... i just had my annual interaction with some serious ghetto ass fucks... lol... makes me glad i was born me
6/8
2015
@thereaIbanksy he lived????? wow... amazing! enough pain can't be heaped on the people that did that to him
6/4
2015
Game one of the Stanley Cup belongs to the @NHLBlackhawks #victorydanceHELL YA! hawks score again!!!! Hawks got a 2-1 lead!!NICE! Hawks score! tie game!
6/3
2015
made it to the cubs game yesterday... took a while but i'm finally recovering http://t.co/YpL0iJgk3W
6/1
2015
Someone's going to the Stanley Cup final... and it's not the Ducksman... there's a LOT of hawks fans in Anaheimholy shit.... 4-0? GO HAWKS!There are old traders and there are bold traders, but there are no old, bold traders #AdviceForYoungTraders
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5/30
2015
Perspective http://t.co/4KF0plgWX0
Retweeted by meWe have 2 former Gov.'s in prison & now Hastert has been indicted? lol... gotta love Illinois politics
5/28
2015
@MMFlint i choose to pause and remember all the lives that were lost so a fat no talent hack like you can have an effective tax rate of 0%SUCK ON THAT @nhlducks SHAW SCORES AGAIN! 5-2!!!HELL YA!!!! Shaw scores! 4-2 w/3:26 left in the 3rd period... crossing my fingers and hoping for a game 7 in the hawks future!
5/27
2015
well... here comes game 6 :(HELL YA!!!! Toews ties the game up with 37 seconds left in the game!!!!@Evee__MFC @BabyMetalMFC I love a woman that can cook, do my laundry, and do sex... lol... we're practically soul matesOnline now! http://t.co/1QGXUT3phv sexy-jess_ http://t.co/XM7zDmtP3H
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5/25
2015
ohhhhh yeah! The new True Detective comes out June 21st
5/24
2015
HAWKS WIN!!!wtf!!! 3 Duck goals in 37 seconds??? fuck me
5/23
2015
@jessicasweet194 very pretty pic of you :)
5/22
2015
@carlquintanilla @frankpallotta in all fairness many ppl grew up watching carson when there were only 3 TV channels & not 100's w/lettermen
5/21
2015
WTF are these ref's doing in this hawks game? they reversed the score????? #bullshitcall
5/20
2015
some windows update screwed up my laptop & i had to do a refresh & lost a ton of stuff... a month of work down the drain #thanksmicrosoft@eantillon Just watched your CNN interview... Incredible and awesome job! #weneedmorepeoplelikeyou
5/18
2015
@nbcsnl #louisck reminded me of what #snl USE to be.... Edgy... Ballsy... and most importantly funny! #fuckthesensitivedaisies
5/17
2015
@apstewart @gorrie yup... full on minority report BS! wait till the cops start using drones at the end of the year #wearejustcattletothem
5/16
2015
@MMFlint why do you care? I'm betting you got accountants that keep your effective tax rate at 0% so Amtrak comes outta my pocket not yours@ethicalhack3r ox tail,collard greens,breaded fried okra,corn bread... and toss in some mac & cheese and fried chicken and WHAM! soul food
5/15
2015
Mirotić close lined the shit outta that guy@meganmedellin hahahaha... fucking hilarious! you're such a horrible daughter... lol... i can see that coming up at xmas
5/14
2015
Something About Bruce Jenner #GenderSwapAMovie @midnightFor those that are uninitiated... The "In Heaven" song in Eraserhead https://t.co/YflWMtb1H7 Where's the acid when you need it?watching Eraserhead.... and i'm not stoned... lol...not sure if that's a good thing or not #sofuckingdistrubinghttp://t.co/WTwCLhSCQv
Retweeted by me@AshleyLutz @carlquintanilla Steak 'n Shake definitely deserves to be ranked better than #9@devincf that's like saying the only reason you want him removed is because you hate white males #smallmindedpeople
5/13
2015
just learned a friend thinks rocky horror picture show sucks... lol... i might be down 1 friend... i don't get how someone couldn't enjoy it@TattGoddess lol.. i thought "puppies" was some sort of perv code for boobs... lol... never thought you really meant PUPPIES #mfchasruinedme
5/12
2015
@Celfan1 man... lol... no one has a sense of humor@Celfan1 lol... so i should show up wearing a KKK outfit?fuck... i got jury duty next week... lol... they didn't buy my bullshit on why i shouldn't have to show up@jeremypiven LOVED your appearance as Ari Gold on CNBC... love learning them Machiavellian rules to live by!
5/11
2015
Chicago Boat Party https://t.co/cyXlBOexvC #hurryupsummer
5/9
2015
Bulls win!!! in spite of some shitty officiatingTurns out the doctor that was "cured" of Ebola last year still has Ebola.... Shocker! #waytogoCDC
5/8
2015
@Demi_Lee_MFC lol.. you're "imaginary" couldn't appear on cam? what are the odds.... lol... shocker :)
5/7
2015
@__Nikkiiii__ To quote the movie "Duece Bigilo: Male Gigilo"... lol... "That's a HUUUGE bitch!"This makes me happy :) http://t.co/HTsChu7vPJ
Retweeted by meThe Wells report decided Tom Brady of the @Patriots knew the balls were being altered before the games? shocker! #whoknewthePatswouldcheat
5/6
2015
@thereaIbanksy correct me if I'm wrong.... but do the cops only do this "make a wish" stuff for sick & dying white kids?45 years ago today, the shootings at Kent State: http://t.co/UoZKBirBpB http://t.co/uevpW1IhBh
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5/5
2015
800 children in Hong Kong protest against Dolphin slaughter in Taiji http://t.co/Mf5EbEr0QM
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5/4
2015
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