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@JohnFugelsang pumping more oil pays for a lot of thingsReasons why I'm a bitch: 1. You're fucking stupid. 2. I don't like you. 3. You were a bitch first.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@phsyborg ha. sad.$YHOO claims 800 million users. Its revenue (not profit) this quarter was $1.1 billion. That's $1.38 per user. Shut that shit down.This Bloomberg piece on Yahoo earnings is breathtakingly bad, confusing, unreadable, bereft of wisdom. http://t.co/84JS5pERBiConsistent Liberals More Likely to Block Others Because of Politics http://t.co/8XXHcB1nlE
Retweeted by Brian S HallOutlining novel. Thinking about my own blog. Not many articles planned for the next few weeks.@TheLeeBase seems about rightNext quarter, Apple will sell its billionth iOS device (around 950m so far)
Retweeted by Brian S HallIf I had tens of millions invested in Bitcoin and Bitcoin start-ups, I'd probably pay various hackers to steal credit card data.This what journalism looks like now MT @BuzzFeed: This Is What Renée Zellweger Looks Like Now
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe Colbert Report and Daily Show are considered news sources?
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@goodgirlcrystal @fmbutt probably for the bestHeard Thiel speak about MBA degrees, did a quick check: @bhorowitz no, @pmarca no, @peterthiel no, @reidhoffman no, @paulg no, @sacca no
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@BenBajarin @MattRosoff if it holds steady, that is a very solid business.Went to McDonald's. Paid with cash. Like a boss.I pretty much count the days (weeks, more) until I don't have to deal with SF political and infrastructure dysfunction and decrepitude.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall"Now one of the fastest-growing cosmetic procedures in the UK is repairing stretched earlobes." Ugh. http://t.co/DUWYp0LFkd
Retweeted by Brian S HallFUNDED! http://t.co/i4IYqk2WFk
Retweeted by Brian S HallYou don't often hear about startups in Southeast Asia raising $65M funding rounds, but GrabTaxi just did exactly that http://t.co/gStQXtdw7a
Retweeted by Brian S HallSo happy SFO keeps me safe from using UberX when a flight gets in after BART closes, so it is $85 for a shit taxi or $115 for uberblack
Retweeted by Brian S HallYup, me from Sep 21: https://t.co/MI94bwvBty Similar to: https://t.co/dajxE9JxgS
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@MattRosoff @BenBajarin true, but I'm still surprised by how quickly growth hit a wall@MattRosoff this @BenBajarin graphic is very revealing. http://t.co/MRbpbUx6b5Great list of tech rock stars from @pmarca. http://t.co/YxbKgAb9gd Gotta love the diversity and brainpower in tech.BI: "Women Are Going Crazy Over These No-Underwear Yoga Pants" er, not just women amiriteOutside the Party Mart liquor store. Brilliant!!!! #liquorisquicker #halloween @ Party Mart http://t.co/gQ6fu62NTI
Retweeted by Brian S HallCoit Tower in San Francisco lit in orange for the @SFGiants. http://t.co/OTa1sVvqHh @MLB #WorldSeries http://t.co/yuF0x2czif
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@OhMDee agree. Apple thought they had another iPhone. Nope.@OhMDee obviouslyDirk on his quicker shooting release: "Might as well work on something. It wasn't going to be me running quicker or jumping higher."
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@KatMcKinley better have big hands :-)Getting withdrawal symptoms without my iPhone. Also not sure how to wake up in morning without the device. :)
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe balls are little piñatas filled with teensy Baby Ruths. @midnight #ImprovedBaseball
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@UVStaska very insightful@fmbutt @UVStaska yep@UVStaska @asymco very true@UVStaska Yep when the market is growing, it's all good.@UVStaska just noting that it may not be good for a company when one product accounts for that high % of revenues and profits.@bmkatz 😄Apparently I'm the only person in America with an iPhone 6 who can't afford shopping at Whole Foods.@bmkatz thanks. Trying to not write about Apple and to write about amazing people and technologies.@bmkatz thank you!iPhone responsible for about 70% of Apple's revenues. That's a lot.You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!
Retweeted by Brian S HallChina demands Apple alter its iPhone if it wants to sell them in China. Apple agrees, over objections of US government. China demands more.According to the NAACP, those flyers showing a mob of white men lynching a black man are okay. Because they're issued by a Democrat.@laureninspace bummer. plus, i'm sure i've jinxed myself forever.@laureninspace @TheHoffgod i actually like Atlanta airport. never have problems there.The thing about the Oilers is, what else do the people of Edmonton have to do? Crappy hockey better than despair.pumpkin spice zoloft
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@TheLeeBase nope@TheLeeBase they blew it. That's truth. To pretend that's APPLE DOOMED is bush.@laureninspace 😄I wonder how many cashiers today had to wait while someone took a video of themselves paying for stuff with an iPhone.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@laureninspace it makes me laugh how I have no clue what half of you're tweets are even talking about. 😄So tired of the asshole move of labeling all Apple criticisms as "HA! Apple Doomed nonsense! You're stupid!" It was shit analysis in 2012.Woman dancing on this @tseries Bollywood clip is just so smoking. Not a stick like Hollywood actresses. Hetero men don't like sticks yall.The team over at @Xbox is absolutely killing it with the monthly updates to the Xbox One.
Retweeted by Brian S HallMIT Technology Review found a new piece by Isaac Asimov: http://t.co/zmy4t9jv5N
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@DaneluttiVasile you're cuteDepressing how easily progressives come up w/justifications for govt force & ltd choice. So very few real liberals remain on the Left.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@BenBajarin would love to see iPad growth and collapse line against netbooks. wonder how closely they match.Paul Krugman: "Amazon hurts America... and in case you’re wondering, yes, I have Amazon Prime and use it a lot." http://t.co/ga7gSStprn
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@BenBajarin wow. scope of iPad collapse is shocking.My post on Melinda Gates. She's more Silicon Valley than Silicon Valley. http://t.co/QWHV03ApxT83 years ago, Thomas Edison died. India stamp show his reach. Obit: http://t.co/KZdcIilyr8 #ClassicObits @NYTobits http://t.co/yBLdUAOIPM
Retweeted by Brian S HallBill used Monica & at 22 her development ceased with her normal life. Abuser worshiped. Victim still ridiculed. Our media is evil.
Retweeted by Brian S HallGo on. I'm listening. http://t.co/QYy12u3ecrCook preparing us for those Amazon style non-disclosure disclosures “the fastest selling product since last Tuesday” @satariano @dinabass
Retweeted by Brian S HallLet me say that @WendyDavisTexas 's sudden stardom is not an accident or a fluke. She's *incredibly* impressive.
Retweeted by Brian S HallMarc Andreesen: Why Optimism is the safest bet, by @kevinroose http://t.co/zKcRgg7Obp http://t.co/7FctYuoOzg
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@tim_cook hey Tim just used Apple Pay at McDonald’s it rocks! http://t.co/qynyMWSR1K
Retweeted by Brian S HallRT @grmeyer: Very clever method to hack customer acquisition, courtesy of @DanielleMorrill http://t.co/rp5ZSKcWMQ
Retweeted by Brian S HallHack @sullydish remains silent on the wretched, racist Wendy Davis. He knows going after her would anger his paying subscribers. Hack.Damn. Women still talking about Monica Lewinsky.@fmbutt @Richard_Florida yep. people who work hard never ask that question.Google buys 1.7 million sq ft of Pacific Shores land in Redwood City, wants to offer employees a ferry boat commute http://t.co/Az4ILDQDKt
Retweeted by Brian S HallI love chicken wings. Hotter the better. Just putting that out there in case @bpolitics has an empty space in their coverage.Just added "Deleting emails from LinkedIn" to my resume on LinkedIn.
Retweeted by Brian S Hallthey hate himSad but fun watching the inclusion crowd go after the uber-successful, very white, entirely male and traditionally married Marc Andreessen.In just a few decades, Southern Democrats went from disgusting racist attacks to scare whites to disgusting racist attacks to scare blacks.
Retweeted by Brian S HallNo one gets me like my wife. And Pandora.@hypatiadotca @Stephan873 name them@BenBajarin 58.3 millionChildren age 2-11 see an average of more than 10 TV food ads per day, which are mostly for processed and fast foods. http://t.co/laNA7ZBepU
Retweeted by Brian S HallFacebook and Apple should offer sperm freezing, too. Old fathers pass on more autism, etc.
Retweeted by Brian S HallAngelina Jolie's teen years slay all of Kardashians. http://t.co/Fxk6dzOOQq
Retweeted by Brian S HallAnd you think I don't listen. @SuzieZUMOAnd away we go. Uploading 2,100 items to iCloud Photo Library…
Retweeted by Brian S Hall"I hope some one, some day writes the definitive piece on all the girls inspired by Lt. Uhura." http://t.co/Cr5q6dqjWNContrast the vicious and unrelenting Big Media attacks on the self-made Sarah Palin versus the progressive and kept @WendyDavisTexas.@martingicheru did anyone really believe those were going to be big ;-)I like VCs in the abstract.Microsoft hires away longtime Amazon VP for cloud infrastructure job http://t.co/Jz6sgxpd68
Retweeted by Brian S HallRemember when netbooks were the next big thing? Remember when iPads were the next big thing?Adorable how Apple makes me AGREE at least twice to its new terms when we both know I haven't read any of it.Prediction: if Apple refuses to continue supporting Chinese govt demands re iPhone encryption, China govt hackers expose iTunes cc data.I think @WendyDavisTexas is great. She continues to expose the intolerance, racism, bigotry and viciousness of "progressives."
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