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With the whole sharing the heartbeat gimmick, I can totally see young upwardly mobile couples buying Apple Watch instead of wedding rings.@thoughtsimple nope@BWFeldy @DonnyBenfield ugh. Good to know.@ericgrajo yes@DonnyBenfield no actuallyLots of iPhone 6 reviewers calling out the camera bump. Seems very un-Apple. Ima wait and see.@thoughtsimple maybe@thoughtsimple I don’t know. I assume most who get iOS 8 tomorrow won’t have Yosemite. I am confused by this.@thoughtsimple what are you asking?@darkhorse166 time will tell@Penenberg such a great song. And I think I heard the Kinks music being used to pitch yogurt.To be fair. Did Mr Topolsky ever know what the fuck he was talking about?Broke down and read The Verge review. It's hilarious that Nilay bashes and bashes the iPhone 6 Plus then says he is buying one. Hilarious.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@kylebrussell si@OhMDee seems like the vast majority of iPhone users won’t know this. I cannot explain this decision.@kylebrussell what do you mean? You’re tired or you’re adorable? 😄This iCloud Drive synch that won’t work properly for like a month seems like a absolute though baffling clusterfuck on Apple’s part.Wait. Did @gruber just write like 2,000 words on the Apple Watch and say we can’t yet judge the Apple Watch?Apple Watch works like the Sorting Hat. Are you a member of the 10%? The 1%? Or the 0.1%? Then you choose the Apple Watch that matches you.Justice Clarence Thomas at @UTTyler tonight on when folks say he's 'not black': "Then what am I?"
Retweeted by Brian S HallJustice Thomas: "There are bad things that are protected (by the First Amendment). And there are good things that aren't constitutional."
Retweeted by Brian S HallJoan Rivers’ Doctor Was Taking Selfies Before Throat Procedure http://t.co/l5yjYJYclA
Retweeted by Brian S HalliPhone 6 review @recode http://t.co/5Z3AM9ODy0 @waltmossberg "it’s a terrific phone…best smartphone on the market" There's no higher praise.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@FreeMrktCptlst yepApple is not a tech company! Says every Apple hater ever. Until today. When Gruber also says it.Dear boy. You can’t be an Exeter man. Not with that Apple sport watch. Where’s the gold? Indeed.Spending $10,000 on a watch is fucking dumb. You shouldn’t even spend that much on the ring for the love of your life.@OhMDee @FreeMrktCptlst then let me be the first@film_girl @ShawnKing Spaceballs. Always.How to Bring More Pizza Into The Bedroom: http://t.co/45TvGZT5uh
Retweeted by Brian S HallLife is all about finding that one special person to watch TV with every night until you die.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@jpnKevin_T $50Not a long fall. Boom! “@ShawnKing: 3 minutes into “Transformers: Age of Extinction“ and I can already feel my IQ dropping…”@FreeMrktCptlst thank you$10,000 for an Apple Watch because people exist with more money than sense.My Windows Phone phone refuses to pair with my Apple Watch watch Edition edition.CNET on iPhone 6 Plus: "The bigger battery means great battery life" http://t.co/WgFvDtJjbl
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@OhMDee @nategorby @kylesethgray bummerOMG GO GEDDIT NOW (cc @brianshall) | iOS - 1Password for Free (Normally $12.99) http://t.co/BLPWUP0s4D /@ozbargain
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@antoniofonseca who’s gonna buy a $500 watch?Google's @sundarpichai on India: In Android, tripling user base every year. In search, maps, Chrome, YouTube, it's one of strongest markets.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@dimitri_12345 yupiPhone versus baby. No contest. http://t.co/44FMOnv7D4@jseths whatWill Google buy AmEx, Visa or MasterCard? Could be great for Android payments.Prediction. After the initial fanboy crush, the Apple Watch will be a complete bomb.It cost Apple $100 million to teach half its users how to use iTunes.'WKRP in Cincinnati' is getting a DVD release with its original music - http://t.co/nga9jPyAs8 #InTheLoop
Retweeted by Brian S HallYou can get an Apple Watch today for $200 https://t.co/o1a86FO4In http://t.co/pbHsIFVah7
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@bmkatz ha. yep.Facebook Home would have worked far better as a smartwatch.I know what boys like. I know what guys want...@jswartz what’s for dinner? 😜Wearables and digital identities might seem distinct, but I think they're bound to connect. My latest @techpinions: http://t.co/cnr32UBVad
Retweeted by Brian S HallStop Everything! Tiny Hamster Eating Things Is Back With Tiny Hot Dogs: http://t.co/soy7xQztht http://t.co/xTTfXkihat
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@M_Gauche 👍He came as he went. http://t.co/gW8ekpeIOjApple could offer loyalty rewards for mobile payments, via @YahooFinance http://t.co/8UmU0SbWtD $AAPL
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe calories in catsup are so worth it.RGIII, before and during his press conference. Something changed! (via @JPFinlayCSN) http://t.co/P2wGzZ69GN
Retweeted by Brian S HallMicrosoft rolls out its first OneNote app for smart watches... for Android: http://t.co/Rtli8uhziO
Retweeted by Brian S HallOn Wednesday when you all update to iOS 8 PLEASE tap "Share With App Developers". Apps will be better because you do http://t.co/XmesybEOei
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe Galaxy Note 4 has the best display of any smartphone so far http://t.co/CkmvlQrYpu http://t.co/gGpotiapK6
Retweeted by Brian S HallSeriously, who was surprised that Apple iPhone 6 NFC is closed for devs & is for time being only available for Apple Pay? So Apple DNA.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@OhMDee @bazzaclarke 😜Shouldn’t that be a one BILLION dollar prize to end aging? Or perhaps one TRILLION.Napoleon said: To understand someone, you have to understand what the world looked like when they were twenty.
Retweeted by Brian S HallMicrosoft CEO Satya Nadella on Minecraft: ‘It’s the one game parents want their kids to play’ http://t.co/oEa0vKoWAv
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe destiny of the tablet computing device is the stylus.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@OhMDee one man’s dystopiaEvery time I think of you I feel a shock..,A Crowd-Funded Magazine for Dog-Haters Is a Hit: http://t.co/HaLD17S4rp via @WSJ
Retweeted by Brian S HallEnglish archaeologists have unearthed a 14th-century burial of a man and woman holding hands http://t.co/qy3KUG4EPd http://t.co/2AOquFBBrx
Retweeted by Brian S HallSorry Mr President, but saying Isis isn't Islamic is like saying Mel Gibson isn't Catholic; religions don't include just the ones you like
Retweeted by Brian S HallI'm so glad there's so many people stepping up to tell us that we're fools for criticizing Apple for flubbing the U2 thing.
Retweeted by Brian S HallYahoo’s 524 million Alibaba shares make up 99.7% of Yahoo’s total market value. #FakeButSoundsTrue
Retweeted by Brian S HallApple Watch isn't as friendly to the elderly with poor eyesight. So probably won't be as popular as iPad for older generation
Retweeted by Brian S HallLesson for Apple or anyone? Offering free things isn't the same as pushing free things. Offer, don't push. No one likes being pushed.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@martingicheru yes. Four day bacon bender.Damn. RT @JohnEkdahl: This is @#$?! incredible. #BurnDownTheMedia http://t.co/usQPTyfjC0
Retweeted by Brian S HallEverything they say about bacon is true. Everything.@askbal fair enough. i suppose sometimes he stumbles into rightness ;-)If u like the Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett album of standards u'll love my new album where Spongebob Squarepants & I sing songs from Guys & Dolls.
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@scranecolt don't believe I've seen that at BI. (If I'm talking about BI, I'll mention it by name ;-)@CalCruze and booty@askbal No. he's an annoying hack. life's too short for that shit.@scranecolt pretending it's some silly "first world problem" we shouldn't even discuss -- when Apple put shit on our computers.On the Apple - U2 kerfuffle, the Apple bloggers have badly, wrongly sided with Apple PR. (No, not surprising, but disappointing.)
@tomforemski you did! way ahead. but, i really believe in this. such amazing potential.Record Beheadings And The Mass Arrest Of Christians – ISIS? Or Saudi Arabia! http://t.co/mkIMImu7t2
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@tomforemski wow. great minds think alike. i don't recall seeing your article before this moment, but love it. mine: http://t.co/iDZV0zYaX5@Chris_arnade nice. all the best.@Chris_arnade nice. not a typical place to visit.@Chris_arnade my hometown. where you visiting?I don't know the line between cute and creepy but I wish I did so I'd stop crossing it.
Retweeted by Brian S HallNoles and Sproles punch holes in their foes. #PHIvsIND@arj ha. right.@normmacdonald Foles to Sproles punching holes in their foes!@haymoose my twitter followers have said the same. i'm nervous as it seems to be getting worse.@SuzieZUMO in this story, how many beers have i had?
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