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Author - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - Room Improver at http://t.co/8ZcCIxo1CK

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Catch up time http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5@SukyGoodfellow Books are here :)This seems to be breaking people's hearts.. http://t.co/6OLADrmA
Retweeted by Terry Lander@AdamHussainGLC Any chance of a signed GLC CD for our wedding anniversary next year? Mrs used to listen to you guys when we got together.@DaveGorman Susan Scott still has your lookalike details up. Tempted to book you for a fraction of the cost.This'll be the 1st time ever that I've had everything in place a month early. Normally I stare out of the windows for parcels the day beforeClose to announcing my book launch and signing date on Facebook. Here's a preview for Twitter followers - it's on May 1st in Helston.
Swansea is not a bigger, better version of Swan Lake, apparently.
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe are a charity ! Please help ! Do you think a just giving page to ask every club in England to donate £1 is a good idea? RT for yes !
Retweeted by Terry LanderCan we eat Chinese food in bed? http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQD
Now is a great time to bury bad tweets. #BattleForNumber1010,000 followers! Hooray! Thanks everyone! Let's celebrate with the most mysterious casting call ever written... http://t.co/x4FvcDBOai
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Lyvit Obviously it's me that needs to know. Not asking for a friend.Today is #InternationalHelpAComedian Day...but when is #InternationalHelpAnUnfunnyPerson Day, huh?I'll be in London during the second week of April. Email me on JohnFrBrennan@gmail.com if you want to give me a social media job. Thanks.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm looking for a quiet desk to rent in Central London. I am house trained and really polite. Let me know if you hear of anything. Ta.
Retweeted by Terry LanderBrighton! I've had a stupidly hot stir fry & cant think properly. Come see me perform new stuff @carolinepub tonight https://t.co/Sx4VV1XPk0
Retweeted by Terry LanderHanded in your petition http://t.co/RkQqdSlrRx Tories blocked my Bill to #ScraptheBedroomTax but I'm determined to succeed in next Parl't
Retweeted by Terry LanderI can't wait until our every move is posted on social media. "Terry just boxsetted @DaveGorman's Modern Life...". Tch. (Sent from my iPhone)@UpturnedBathtub Crikey. I'm in too deep. I've got your hopes up. I have no leaflets. I hoped you'd scoff at my low, low wages.It's a potential bestseller. That's all down to you and how many copies you buy afterwards, mind.Imagine it; Keith from Leamington Spa looking a bit like Wayne Rooney, Sheila from Southants looking slightly Kelly Brook-ish.Who will fund my new book? Basically I'm going to tour the UK looking for uncelebrity lookalikes. I need fuel, food and board.@UpturnedBathtub I'll give you a tenner to hand out leaflets. Cracking inspirational story by the way, genuinely lovely. Still, £10's £10.[Hell] KENNY LOGGINS: Told you we should have taken a left. [Meanwhile in the Danger Zone] *AC/DC looking confused as shit*
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Retweeted by Terry Lander@james_blue_cat We haven't even covered Dalek History Month or the MODOs yet. #KickItOut
Looking for something to do? Fix The Flora Day Clock http://t.co/QMXXB3PvWk
Retweeted by Terry LanderAfter the end of the world we won't be able to share and discuss which Simpsons episode predicted it. #PostTwitterWhilst you're freaking out about BBC dropping Clarkson or Zayn leaving One Direction, Legal Aid fails to be saved: http://t.co/9fJbF5Q0iq
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe story of John Brennan (@upturnedbathtub) highlights how Twitter can help change the life of an individual. https://t.co/eQzcMP0XTh
Retweeted by Terry Lander@ClareAckers The only tip I would give is don't go off too fast. Other than that, make the most of the unique experience.
@ClareAckers No problem, good luck! I did #vlm2013 and it's a fantastic experience.I am ill. Tonight's show is a repeat but it has the same quality as its original broadcasting. http://t.co/xzvSeTxrWu13 tips to ensure a long and happy marriage http://t.co/SsR0f2AEpq http://t.co/BETDbiUrXO
Retweeted by Terry LanderWe're still relatively new so any help with getting the word around -there's a new comedy club in Crystal Palace - would be much appreciated
Retweeted by Terry LanderSad to hear of the death of Lil' Chris. Remember, if you are going through a shit time, you're not alone. Call CALM 0800 585858
Retweeted by Terry LanderFirst marathon for @MindCharity and @theCALMzone to read why and sponsors me http://t.co/9c50PMYyXa 👍🏃
Retweeted by Terry Lander@taylertoons @sstrong82 If I had a pound for everyone who said that to me... :-)13 tips to ensure a long and happy marriage http://t.co/SsR0f2j3xS (from @MrMichaelSpicer) http://t.co/cqDn9qbpMx
Retweeted by Terry LanderNo Train of Thought tonight due to the most horrific bout of tonsillitis ever. Tweet @sstrong82 all night instead.
I make no apologies for the images evoked in this week's edition http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6xI am pretty fragile this morning. Please direct all questions to my inbox.Today is the first day of my lost weekend which started yesterday.
Guide to Successful Living by the absent @mrkhndy http://t.co/KZH2M1EbMI via @wordpressdotcom@SpacemanSonic I've had to go back to pushing people into the road and then pulling them back out to maintain my hero status.@SpacemanSonic Very lovely producer Mary doesn't like me out for the training too often, that's why I've stuck to a half. Her word is law.@SpacemanSonic (P.S. 14 stone? I last saw that when I was 6 months old)@SpacemanSonic Crikey. On both fronts. I'm lucky in that I get to run at work every Tuesday, I think it's kept me going.@SpacemanSonic How is your post-6-marathon recovery going? I've found a bit of a soft spot for half marathons.@Scott_Ruminates @SpacemanSonic I think more, shorter runs would help build your shin strength up.If you need an #interview or #podcast #transcribed, get in touch. We offer a fast and accurate #transcription service.
Retweeted by Terry LanderPeople of #London - this is today! http://t.co/enog1hkVAl #comedy 6 semi - finalists + top headliner @amateuradam @Londonist @londonisfunny
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf some of you could push this into 1000 views, I'd be very grateful. And staggered. But very grateful. https://t.co/q9H6qkEBLC
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...with Gweek Pantoloons #BigUpYourselfCasting directors - if you're looking to add 'featuring award winning actor...' on your posters, I've won Best Actor five years running
LettersofNote II is here! We've got 100 early bird copies! Quick, get your name in the back! http://t.co/32wNZt6ZKE http://t.co/FQjmWJ9M2R
Retweeted by Terry Lander"I noticed your big brown eyes across the room and thought I'd introduce myself." "These are sunglasses..."
@sstrong82 Cool cool@sstrong82 Can you DM me your email address?@sstrong82 Hoping you have a hotmail account, can you confirm you've got an email from me please?I'm LIVE in the mix 80s style on @PenwithRadio 96.5/97.2fm #Penzance #marazion #hayle #stjust #stives #lelant http://t.co/W8K57D9jDf
Retweeted by Terry LanderThis site is like a permanent iPlayer for my #blog http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
@mrkhndy You are notable in your absence.I should be parading my project completion, acting award and my running achievement but my humility prevents it. #Subtle@Scott_Ruminates They're very discreet in their defense.@Scott_Ruminates Won't be any NHS soon, mind. It'll be the National Go Fuck Yourself Service.@Scott_Ruminates Short term I believe.It's Tuesday which means two things #WeighIn @SlimmingWorld & @Lyvit @sstrong82 on @PenwithRadio at 6pm with #TToT
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Scott_Ruminates If you've got a running shop near you go and see them. Not cheap but it'll save you the cost of a wheelchair.
@maggiewatts No problem, hope it helps. I did London in 2013 too and I know how hard the fundraising is. Wishing him all the best.This is my bike. A Btwin 500 in black. Stolen outside Frasers, Edinburgh this weekend. Please RT—so important to me http://t.co/iFmJ5QNLSX
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Scott_Ruminates How was your run?PLSE RT 71yrold keeping busy since his wife died Wlkng Lndn Marathn but doesn't know many people to sponsor him https://t.co/OdMgCpr0hn
Retweeted by Terry Lander@JesusSpider Ah, just tell them you redecorated. Much easier. Will send your sentiments and I'm sure they will be reciprocated. :)@JesusSpider Can't beat an empty house :-)Painting all the traffic lights green for Saint Patrick's Day :-)
Retweeted by Terry Lander@JesusSpider Yeah, not bad at all. How's life treating you?This is vastly under-subscribed compared to Postcards. It's so unfair. http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x@glitterlen @_Cantus We're working on it.@JesusSpider Things have changed since Mary was diagnosed so we're re-learning and doing it right :-)@JesusSpider She's got Type 1 diabetes but she's coping really well thanks. Just about got used to the injections!@JesusSpider *Tunes in*Incidentally you can sponsor my run at http://t.co/IS1JQXZD07 now you know I'm not getting drunk instead.Recovery day today. Mrs L has asked for a cup of tea. #DontRunOnMothersDayNot many coppers get a send off like this from the community they serve. PC Andy Hocking (Falmouth) RIP #cantbuylove http://t.co/B5iFLKNdP2
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A lot of hate for Poldark's scar on Twitter but apparently it's very accurate for a wound that's been cauterised using gun powder! #Poldark
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust got in from @Silverstonehalf after the traffic/diversions in Cornwall. A great race,thanks to organisers and marshals. #SilverstoneHalf
Paddy not Patty! #paddynotpatty http://t.co/4sG5JgAFmV
Retweeted by Terry LanderWell, 36%. Still less than the cost of my care from St John tomorrow. #PrayForLyvitCold! I hate running in the cold. Still at 33%. Might die. http://t.co/IS1JQXZD07Our team is busy setting up the course ready for tomorrow. Likely to be cold so bring plenty of layers to keep warm. http://t.co/Ebs6BwDBz7
Retweeted by Terry LanderWeather for tomorrow's #Silverstonehalf - rain, temps will feel like -1, gusts of 23mph... Not ideal for #running http://t.co/MZEngUc4nm
Retweeted by Terry LanderMinimalist anarchy. http://t.co/qst2ljrQPe
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe Bridle Path - free for Mother's Day http://t.co/zmNX1c1EF7
Retweeted by Terry Lander@ewenmacintosh @Scott_Ruminates I remember when Twitter was all fields.@Scott_Ruminates @ewenmacintosh Think back further. The words Tamwar Sitcom were new and Andy Coll although I'm loathe to use full names.@Scott_Ruminates @ewenmacintosh We could invite celebs to put on a party for us again. I recall that being a good laugh.Today I have mostly been making powerpoint. Today's work = 453 slides. Trying it all out tonight @ProudArchivist http://t.co/RQti7WFehT
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