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Freelance iOS consultant, trainer, teacher and entrepreneur. Author of Step by Step iOS Development: http://t.co/LiCPeZ3SEc

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@judykitteh Anyway, I do care to know why people do that.@judykitteh Hahaha, good point. :pWhy do you people put your fiancée’s name in your bio? Can’t you identify yourself without someone else? Also, nobody cares.Keanu Reeves is 50 today. Not a fan? Here's a fact about the actor that may win you over. http://t.co/e7NVGDGhdo
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniGuy: "Your sales page is too long. Btw can you discount your course, $200 is too expensive." Me: "It's $2,000. This course is not for you"
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniZuckerberg did a 30-min Q&A in Chinese. He learned Mandarin while running a company. You spent your day on Facebook http://t.co/Z3VQUXGCs7
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10/24
2014
consultants: whining about their life. me: "did you read any books on consulting?" them: "meh."
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini"THIS = I have no insight to add." http://t.co/MpV4GMm1Ft
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10/23
2014
Since in Swift it's not required anymore that properties are declared at the top of a class, do you still put all of them there?
10/21
2014
Spirit of social media: mania for taking immediate offence, pride in doing so, low prestige of forgiveness or understanding.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini@whakkee Nice picture, BTW :)@whakkee Unfortunately it's getting worse and worse.A friend told me in Italy she was denied entry in a bar because of her darker skin. This is one of the reasons I am ashamed of my country.
10/19
2014
@amyhoy @Elliya actually that goes perfectly with the hair color.In which @waxpancake chronicles GamerGaters confused as to why their idols don't want to join their sexist crusade: http://t.co/u0Zd9PeCEa
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniCoincidentally, that’s exactly a problem I had when I started. We forget too easily the obstacles we overcome.Listening to customers beats anything else. Just got a request for a pain that should be obvious, but I never saw addressed.If you have any business, online or not, this collection from @ramit is a must read to avoid the wrong people http://t.co/lUecL3ruEJAfter the release of continuity, the downgrade iWork apps had to level them to the iOS counterparts makes much more sense.
10/18
2014
The Pentagon has warned the US military about the dangers of climate change http://t.co/2GJFlocfLR http://t.co/XQhgP6Blgu
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniBasically America http://t.co/SImUkF4UUy
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini@amyhoy Old saying: "The graveyards are full of people the world could not do without." Possibly depressing but also a very freeing thought.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniApple’s Software Quality Decline http://t.co/oD77HNONIx
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10/17
2014
Swapping keys on the iOS keyboard? Seriously, Apple? http://t.co/vO834hbUI6Also, it's cool to see that my book is helping people. That's the best feeling as an author.Asking your mailing list a few questions can give you so many insights.If this piece from @amyhoy does not keep you away from Startuplandia, I don't know what will: http://t.co/wjVEXq6R2nGreat smart watch experience: Android wear not responding. It has happened 3 times today. No, it's not a joke. http://t.co/hpqrAwcE8y
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10/16
2014
The only reason recruiters exist is that companies are terrible at hiring and developers are terrible at selling themselves.
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10/15
2014
Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein is not the Monster. Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein is the monster.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniMany devs find this out to sorrow: "the app turned out to be the easiest and least important part of the business." http://t.co/h7HTyJ5cP4
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniEvery element of my life improved when I focused my energy and attention away from tech & startups. It hurts to see people I love CONSUMED.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniStartup culture is a disease.
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10/14
2014
@sla_shalafi Hahaha. Very few will actually have the misfortune to understand this.I've heard that musicians and book authors have discounts on Apple's hardware. Is that true? If so, why developers don't have it?
10/13
2014
“Ignore them, and the trolls cry harder, scream louder, and become destructive.” – http://t.co/0v5sMY6CPI
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10/10
2014
Apple's minimalistic UIs are getting too minimalistic. I can barely see the contours of views in my storyboard http://t.co/PkUpZ40ANYThe time frame is the same though, as Pascal came out at the same time as C.Actually it was printf in C, and println in Pascal.@gothick Right, that was printf.And I can't spell a tweet correctly the first time, apparently.40 years later the creation of C, the println() function still can't be spelled printLine().
10/6
2014
that's not passion, that's pathology
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdinilove shouldn't be all drama and suffering. and neither should work. but some ppl are broken inside & believe that suffering is a good thing.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniProfessional work commands a professional rate, on day one. That's what professional *means*.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdiniemployment is a compromise… aka a business transaction. in exchange for far less control, you get steady pay. until you don't.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdinisoftware designers & developers & writers OWN the means of production. no need to be a tool for somebody else.
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10/5
2014
If you work in the games business I think Helsinki is probably the best place in the world to be out of work at the moment.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniAll startups begin in stealth mode: nobody cares about you. Official "stealth mode" is just an excuse for that state to continue.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniI also question the idea that Swift is simpler or easier to learn. Behind its superficially compact-looking syntax is massive complexity.
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10/3
2014
“Many are willing to suffer for their art; few are willing to learn how to draw.” — Simon Munnery
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniPeople please stop with this celebration of failure, and fail fast etc. Failure isn't cool it blows in fact
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniThe new Xcode 6 view debugging feature is so amazing that my Mac restarts itself from the excitement. #ItJustWorksLikeShit
10/2
2014
I’ve sold my cat a 0.00000001% share in Freckle for a $1, that valuates us at several trillion dollars. Also we have a cat on our board now.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdininobody ever mentions "not being fucked over by landlords" in Rent Or Own debates. so glad we OWN our house. wish we OWNED our office.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniA "more" tab, it's the UI version of just fucking giving up. http://t.co/gE6jgR6XGb
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniI can close a company in one country and open it on another, but I can't change the country of a merchant account on Google Play... amazing
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini@dippigu @casademora @samuelgoodwin unfortunately I have to prepare for a trip tomorrow and I won’t manage. Too bad. Next time.
10/1
2014
Ello is free, has no ads, and took half a million in seed funding. Spoiler alert: This movie ends with tears and your data sold.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini@sla_shalafi Every time I go to London I find those busses stupid.
9/28
2014
This forever. http://t.co/hPkltSOMsb
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9/26
2014
I'm not trying to go on an emotional journey here, Apple http://t.co/4jFF5E9410
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9/24
2014
@rckoenes and, of course, it works only using the dev account and not using the iTunes connect one.@rckoenes ironically, that is exactly the case for my client, and it works."Uncomfortable. Yes. That's a good word for it." —My Proctologist
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniEverything j̶u̶s̶t̶ used to work. http://t.co/dCVRAcYM4r
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini@rckoenes my account is set as an agent for my client. Worked for more than a year. Now I had to use their credentials to fix this.Seriously Apple? What is this, Windows? http://t.co/d9FTdruekcXcode 6: "A perfectly valid certificate you already exists, but I don't like it, so revoke it and create a new one"
9/23
2014
I think Apple flushed "It just works" down the toilet long ago.Moreover, Xcode's error message uses new names for things that were not there before and does not hint at how to solve the problem.At every release of Xcode, the signing process for apps gets different, while never getting better.If your job as a recruiter just consists in sending random emails, you can be replaced by software that will do it better than you.Dear recruiter, your email for a job as a designer in another city, sent to my personal address, will be marked as spam. Have a nice day.@oni_zerone No idea. The project comes out of a zip file. Sent the same project again, and it worked.Strangeness of software: of all the customers that bought my book, only one had missing files in the Xcode project that was in the zip file.
9/22
2014
#Swift Access Controls: How To Avoid The ‘Private’ Keyword Repetition - thanks @chromophoreapp for the great idea! http://t.co/nOljQiWiuo
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniThis deserves endless retweets http://t.co/wCAm1zAV8A
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9/21
2014
Myth about weight loss and $: "People have an education problem. If they just understood [compound interest/health], they would change." No
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9/19
2014
Take that, Google. http://t.co/b2SfnxuU7jHachette authors mount ridiculous protest of Amazon: http://t.co/DdMHeU1Y8h. Here's @jakonrath shredding them: http://t.co/GvTVkzIpUe
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniRoom to spare. http://t.co/YIsXzGSxtd
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9/18
2014
@peterc @nathanbarry Actually the Vatican has an elected monarch too.http://t.co/bPaKV1sFw8
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniI literally could not write a more perfect parody of what idiots think teaching is than this http://t.co/oh3s9MJ1a6
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniThe more links on your page, the worse your attention ratio is #CTAConf http://t.co/94ldZq0GIg
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini“The best place to build a business is where you are right now. The best person to do it is you.” – @patio11 #frozenrails
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9/16
2014
Cleaning the house I've found the letter we got from Lodsys back in 2011. It's gone to where is belongs: The trash can.
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9/12
2014
@pauldarcey Thanks! :)How to Keep your View Controllers Small for a Better Code Base: http://t.co/h24G5PwmmN@sla_shalafi That’s my only love.@sla_shalafi If we were so bad at our jobs as these people, we would be homeless.@sla_shalafi They are so clueless that send ME Java positions.This is the same reason I don't trust focus groups : 2001 reactions to iPod announcement. Some things never change. http://t.co/SVueBmBR3A
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniMissing my 17" MacBook Pro a lot. Thankfully, iPhone 6+ will evoke that same carrying-a-huge-aluminum-lunch-tray-everywhere feeling.
Retweeted by Matteo Manferdini"what if i want a better phone that's not bigger?" ………
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9/11
2014
medicine – like every other industry ! — is held back by lazy, backwards, arrogant human fuckwads, not a lack of smart watches.
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniCall me old fashioned, but I prefer watches that give me the time. I don't need one more thing that buzzes. http://t.co/KLoXyZRiJH
Retweeted by Matteo ManferdiniI was curious to see if Apple could make a smart watch that looked good. In my opinion, they didn't manage.@icex33 @iosdevuk That definitely sounds like a nightmare.
9/10
2014
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