"You can always fix a typo, but you can never fix being second" #joeisms @TheStalwart
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalAlright, I'm outta here! Time to relax for the first time in 6 years.this is my postmortem on how we failed our readers w/r/t gamergate http://t.co/znueyQoagl
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalCool video of Zuckerberg speaking Chinese. http://t.co/CHNn0HtsPm (Via @fmanjoo)@ashuppy thank you!@Fullcarry Thanks man!The Big Lebowski sweater looks pretty good on @glennbeck http://t.co/uZkCdQD08v
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@fed_speak Thanks man!That was me. Embarrassing way to go out here. RT @bySamRo: OH: "What's CAKE? Cake Financial?"Newest American icon #fail: $T
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal$YELP plunging 11% after earnings..@danbtig on CNBC.RT @businessinsider: DOW FALLS 150: Here's What You Need To Know http://t.co/HjJeeAwnHKHuge gold nugget found in Northern California going up for sale http://t.co/iYbUcNjqQX http://t.co/3WYSL6iFUc
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@perlberg Thanks! And totally understood.@World_First THanks!@matt_levine @LorcanRK @TheLimerickKing The Zerohedge crew came up with that one a few years ago. It's fantastic.Thanks to @thelimerickking for writing me a sweet going away poem. https://t.co/7YZFTJdDA4 http://t.co/rNKjEYvOxEI wrote a long story about the Kansas governor race and did not use the phrase “what’s the matter with” once so click http://t.co/eBN6tit7c1
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalLike, markets coverage is the horoscope section. @TheStalwart was/is one of our finest (and most readable) astrologers. But still, astrology
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@kevinroose @fmanjoo Yeah, and I was only 6 years old.YES. Great move RT @CBTonNBC: Report: Texas to start paying their athletes a $10,000 stipend http://t.co/OIps4jsyYZ
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@DKThomp that's also really good.@DKThomp Perfect tweet summary.In his BI finale, @TheStalwart says (financial) journalism is like blind men feeling up a shape-shifting elephant http://t.co/E99bIyOVjq
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@williamalden Thanks!@bclund Thanks!@JamesLiamCook what happens if I YO with it. Everytime y'all pub a story?@BoydRoddy Thanks! And likewise.@IvanTheK Thanks!Alright, I wrote one last post: Why Covering The Markets Is So Fun http://t.co/u2r9WRbUQoOne of my fav @TheStalwart posts. Great explanation of risk repricing when things go from crisis to just shitty http://t.co/5zU6MsGejY
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@MattHardigree I don't think I really read any. What kind of stuff did people rite in them? Just a bunch of inside jokes about colleagues?Is a "30" column a common newspaper thing? I only recall seeing them in The Daily Texan.@fmanjoo Lol, I don't remember the pre-financial crisis press, so I can't answer that.Tempting to write some kind of big, final observations/lessons learned post, but that's not really my style. Got nothing to stay.It looks like this is going to have been my final BI post. http://t.co/MLyxZaqNmH@DanDoctoroff @Bloomberg Thank you!@MattZeitlin @stevekovach I'm not trying to make friends around here anymore.@stevekovach 1 is not 100% more than 0.I don't have many mementos on my desk. Only one I'm taking with is the Sachin Tendulkar bat @mamtabadkar got me. http://t.co/6JU6jv8vAj@m_udland 5-year break evens.Da's half over.@Corinna_F Awesome. THank you!@retheauditors @felixsalmon @paleycenter I remember that!This composite image of all US Presidents kind of looks like Bill Murray http://t.co/W8OFiXbKLY http://t.co/dufppzfQYD@mattyglesias Though HF defenders would argue that outperforming the S&P isn't the point of HFs.@mattyglesias Right. Best of the HF breed. But still underwhelming.Quora Q&A Optioned as Potential TV Series (@malinasaval / Variety) http://t.co/NV2HEIkbLj http://t.co/ktjKBMLjAu
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalIf you work at the Times for 20 years w/a $140,000 salary, your buyout is ~$210,000 http://t.co/uVwybmjpLK …no wonder so many are interested
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalLast day to apply for Longform's managing editor gig. Come work with us: http://t.co/WkbMfxUIrO
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalWhy activism is hot. http://t.co/rbvTJBNx0PPolice source has told a Globe colleague of mine that a second shooter has been shot
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@barnejek Wow@barnejek Between Russia and whom?Cookin' RT @jyarow: *APPLE AT ALL-TIME HIGH, ECLIPSING PRIOR RECORD $103.74
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalOne gunman shot dead inside Canadian parliament building - CBC TV - Reuters
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalOH: "I'm more of a micro-tourist"@Lahlahlindsey Holy shit. Congrats!More Shots Fired In Ottawa Just Off Parliament Hill: Cbc News
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalFriend says in one office ppl were climbing out of windows to get out the building. She thought they were overreacting, but now she's stuck
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal#BREAKING: Bank of Canada will not be holding press conference at 11:15amET
New time to be announced shortly
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMy response to @NYTimeskrugman / @ryanavent discussion on Amazon and digital monopolies: http://t.co/nPL8CBhzu3 cc @M_C_Klein @izakaminska
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalPolice tell me shooter still on the loose as of 10:42 am
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalBank of Canada to put out notice at 10:45am regarding plans for Gov Poloz's planned 11:15am press conf, in light of Parliament shootings
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalBull market in high profile HF managers taking positions in currencies & sov bonds. Tepper, Bass, Einhorn, Loeb, etc
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI don't know what it means but police are now hurriedly moving everyone farther away from the building into city streets
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalOur evolving file on the Parliament Hill shooting: http://t.co/eintFt4Gtl w/ live updates from @josh_wingrove, @kimmackrael, @curryb
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalNDP MP Lysane Blanchette-Lamothe with her child. Both safe. http://t.co/pyjcjQ8Fr1
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalPolice now searching all rooms that weren't locked http://t.co/YAVgZFau5Q
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalDear TorCen constituents -- I am in HoC and I am fine; heard the shots, was swept into a room by v professional HoC security officers.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe original macro tourist.
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThis guy is inside the Canadian parliament RT @Justin_Ling Can someone offer an update on where the shooter is?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalKyle Bass on CNBC -sitting on a fairway- warning about Japan... huh, did I time travel back to 2011?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalKyle Bass pronounces it "Bernacke""The Fed's in a box" — Kyle Bass (lol)Kyle Bass on CNBC talking about Japan.This is a crazy story bout Hinge from @ajs http://t.co/Yg9vEl41aBMasterful! RT @BrettLoGiurato: It's his first week on Twitter, and Bill Kristol already knows how to troll https://t.co/TwUQCkobF6rule that y-axis must start at zero is for #basic charts
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@jwarper last day at BI. Then vacation@nntaleb thank you!Cornell sees 15.8% return on endowment for FY14, officially making Harvard lowest in the Ivy League at 15.4%, http://t.co/ASnpHVyUfn
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalGrimaldi's Pizza sueing former employee for creating fake Grimaldi's Pizza in Shanghai http://t.co/gBpGKSF3Ug
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@andrewrsorkin @IvanTheK thanks man!Thank you! And likewise! RT @joshuatopolsky: Did I mention that I'm super excited about @TheStalwart joining our team? Because I am.New image regime begins. RT @matt_levine: @shaneferro @guan @m_udland mine's different http://t.co/WjfG1NZzBlGood summary of October's events via Dan Loeb:
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalMarissa fires back http://t.co/rmYWSMmVwq
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI'm 29 stories up and 432 Park is looking down on me with contempt http://t.co/cNMAonqDlh
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalSo, anyone want to buy my Stalwartbucks?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalWas BeetSwap the first #TQE OTC market?
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart yes this period of low rates, low inflation, and improving employment is all due to the PPT. Maybe we should thank them?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalI Paul Volcker were at the Fed today, he'd be bored. #CPI
Retweeted by Joseph Weisenthal@TheStalwart The paragraph where he reveals who shot JFK was cutoff. Can anybody send a good link?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalAs a millennial, I actually have no idea what inflation is. RT @JustinWolfers: Remember inflation?
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThis’ll get a 7.4 on Pitchfork http://t.co/hOXa2ryGGF
Retweeted by Joseph WeisenthalThe New York Post reports that the the Plunge Protection Team at the NY Fed is boosting the market. http://t.co/sivsTwE0llOkay, @tonymanfred might have a point about this particular @taylorswift13 song. http://t.co/IP5H5vQkUzIS THE FED BEHIND THE CURVE??? RT @themoneygame: CPI CLIMBS 0.1% (0.0% Estimated) http://t.co/LtZmgTOtjT