This Saturday, Nov. 1 is the deadline for the 2015 #MsJDWIR
program! http://t.co/6sVGuOLgjt Retweeted by Janet
brought me buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys to discourage me from using the new office… http://t.co/vTmcDMkMrw
Good to know, #TraderJoes
! I can stop throwing away "possibly contaminated" soup now. http://t.co/hL9emirWAC
Came to work to find this on my office window. #microwaveonfire
The microwave I set on fire yesterday headed to the dumpster. #onfire
Was popping popcorn when the office microwave caught fire. Very calmly walked to the receptionist & said, "Chris, the kitchen is on fire."I just set the office microwave on fire.
The Catsup Bottle
First a little,
Then a lottle.
Workplace reviews: 76% of negative feedback given to women included a personality criticism (compared to 2% for men) http://t.co/faUIhJg55q
! I'm joining #KidPresident
and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless! http://t.co/V1bfI97Qfo
A five year old just asked me if I'm a flight attendant for @Delta
(apparently due to my black tights, black shoes, and black shift dress).
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn. Retweeted by Janet
It's funny when students ask "are we doing anything today?" Nah, I was thinking we'd just sit around, take naps.
Thrilled to welcome @WhiteCase
as a new National Sponsor of @msjdtweets
. Thank you! Retweeted by Janet
: Why so many policies promoting work-life balance don't work http://t.co/vrKrKbECbq
" cc @msjdtweets Retweeted by Janet
"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer; you want a *criminal* lawyer." #breakingbad
My husband just complimented my "dragon shirt." #iguess
Experience over possession. http://t.co/qi0fu7NmwA
's 15 Things post on Ms. JD also makes no mention of nachos.
I'm wearing leggings, a tank top, and flip flops and yet I'm selected by TSA to step aside for a search. The next level is naked.@confettilife
wait? It's a cemetery? I'm definitely going. Retweeted by Janet
The secret behind all the amazing programs brought to you by @msjdtweets
: sangria and giant stickies. http://t.co/dcN3qxf5K3
As we tell our kid, "It is good to be smart. It's better to be kind." Retweeted by Janet
And further: kindness and empathy are skills, too. Admirable ones. Retweeted by Janet
Happiness is the office candy jar. #100happydays
Went to Costco for crackers and spent $127. I should not be allowed in that place. #ilovecostco
Pet peeve: when people say "this fish doesn't taste fishy AT ALL!"
Yes, it does.Check out VP Janet Wallace's interview with Mikayla Kellogg & Kelly Van Aken of Toscano Kellogg & Van Aken! @TKVALaw http://t.co/d7Rukep13W Retweeted by Janet
Lay's has gone too far. http://t.co/Ccz4VBqKiV
Do you think paint companies hate all the DIY paint chip projects people are suddenly into?
Miss tonight's @msjdtweets
? It's already up on youtube https://t.co/f6oVBdVV2y Retweeted by Janet
Brambles, swizzles, royales, daisies, mules, bucks, fizzes, cobblers, juleps, and smashes. The vocabulary of mixed drinks is delightful.
When you cross the fine line from hobby to obsession, we stop inviting you to cocktail parties.
Will: how do you heat water in China?
Exchange Student: with the...um...the water hotter...?
Exchange student just put sprinkles on her popsicle. #hellyeah
Exchange students informed me that the Chinese characters on the chopsticks I stole from PF Changs are a wedding congratulatory message.So, being a parent (even just to exchange students) seems to be a lot about sitting in the school parking lot, waiting.
I'm tanned and ready, but definitely not toned or fit. #californiagurls
2 students from China for 10 days. They are 12.Hmmmm, my foreign exchange students will not get out of bed. I said "good morning" and they said "okay"...and then went back to sleep.
U2! RT: Thursday morning shout out to the @msjdtweets
board including @TFalleiro
SO lucky to work w/ u!
New car! #fourhourslater http://t.co/Z3pCaPrhY5
Buying a car is the boringest.
My house sitter has a black belt so my house is actually safer now that I'm gone.
"The children's menu is always available, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea." --Seth Godin, awesome as usual http://t.co/fGfwThXRsV
Need this. http://t.co/eEFW0E0hj8
Half of an Outshine peach popsicle in your glass of rosé. Trust me.
Not doing any work anyway, so might as well go to the bar, right? #worldcup
Throwing virtual confetti to welcome new ED Heather Byrd Asher to @msjdtweets
My sister and I are making dinner for our mom and stepdad. We are making chili mac. #barelyadults
"That's not how you fold a t-shirt!" #momisms
My mom on my laundry situation: "actually this isn't too bad. I've seen it much worse." #momisms
Just blocked out a day on my calendar in January 2015 for Cal Poly vs. UCSB basketball. We take this game very seriously. #gogauchos
It's National Vanilla Milkshake Day in case you were looking for an excuse to get yourself down to the ice cream shop."If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason." Seth Godin is legit. http://t.co/6VXKRBoZXj
Grit = passion + perseverance for long terms goals. #getgritty
My husband does not ever answer his cell phone. Have I mentioned this?Let's be real. If it means going to a bar to watch TV in the middle of a workday, I can fake an interest in any sport. Retweeted by Janet
Google needs to take a new satellite photo of our backyard.
I promise that all my "yays" will end in multiple exclamation points on a go-forward basis. @kmlarkinwong
had me laughing so hard during the @msjdtweets
board call tonight! Hahaha! "Yay" #janetvoice
lol Retweeted by Janet
electrical! Yikes!You know home improvement is sketchy when you have to say, "wait, let me get the fire extinguisher before you try that."
I'm doing #100happydays
on IG. So far, porch makeover, pink flamingos, a mini ice cream cone, and holding a five-hour-old baby = happiness.
Why is Hulu missing some of #thebradybunch
episodes? I had to skip from #4
Here's to strong women.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
#YesAllWomen Retweeted by Janet
"We cannot rest until every child in this country has some kind of exposure to the arts in their lives." —Mrs. Obama http://t.co/MOYio9G8ad Retweeted by Janet
Will put on his letterman's jacket for our nightly walk. #bigstick
I feel fancy! 72 hours ago, I didn't know if lemon verbena was even edible and here we are putting it on strawberry crumble.@agirlandaboy
Shake 1c heavy cream + 2tbsp chopped LV in mason jar. Refrigerate 4 hrs. Beat cream + 3tbsp powered sugar into billowy peaks.I made homemade lemon verbena infused whipped cream w/ lemon verbena from my herb garden. Move over Martha Stewart.Pass it on: Ms. JD's Public Interest scholarship apps are due this Friday 5/23! http://t.co/xFtrwfVTqq
@EJW_Students Retweeted by Janet
Dream canoe STILL on Craigslist but I can't afford it. Will somebody buy it already so that I can move on w/ my life? http://t.co/2jovr0J2hu
Long & early drive to court made infinitely more enjoyable by @mindykaling
's book on audio. #lawyerlife
"Chai is a millennial treat" says Will.And, for 15 years, I thought he was a cat guy... http://t.co/aBhzYIBo5d
This RH catalog is for people who are in the market for $429 geodes, $299 reclaimed wood oyster… http://t.co/QoQxawNFOO
17 pounds (literally) of Restoration Hardware catalogs arrived today via UPS Ground. #overkill http://t.co/3ACQyyZ8uX
Adorable baby opossum in the yard right now. Size of a little kitten. #namedhimMilo
"Enough is as good as a feast."
Second report on fast food in 12 hours on @SLOTribune
! CP scouting tonight? (Husband saw you & Scott at Sbux.)
Campfires. Nature's social media network. Gather 'round. Retweeted by Janet
Is hard cider more like a beer or more like a wine cooler? #takeaside
so exciting! Congrats!@k8iedid
Best dress ever.I really love Costco.
Was totally keeping my mouth shut until Will mangled a story. I may have had two glasses of wine, but I can tell a story. With enthusiasm.Pretty sure my husband right now expects me to be a stepford wife and shut the hell up. #twoglassesofwine
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.Timber playing on Spotify, which means it will be on constant repeat in my head for the next 48 hours. #earworm
I agree! Will thinks no on Nick+Jess and Don+Megan. He thinks "maybe, probably no" on Mindy+Danny.Think about how stupid the average person is. Now think about how half of them are stupider than that. Retweeted by Janet