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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Celebratory champagne like I've never seen before! Thanks @confettilife for the decorated bottle of… https://t.co/0SiBLNUBLn
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3/1
2015
@thebradmontague still in SLO? Can I buy you lunch?
2/26
2015
@iamkidpresident welcome to SLO!
2/25
2015
Does the fact that I bought something on the home shopping network today make me old? Nah, it probably just makes you very American.
2/24
2015
"Ginsburg added that she hasn't cooked since 1980" (didn't think I could love her more, and now this) #notoriousrbg http://t.co/KnLgVEiluZ"Men have affinity groups, they just don't call it that. Sometimes they call it the partnership." @brown4lawyers http://t.co/TAFTRHomMQ
2/20
2015
I honestly cannot remember if I've ever owned a pair of sweatpants. I bought a pair today. I've been missing out. http://t.co/uy1Z4fUIqn
2/7
2015
Feeling all fancy with this lovely #20under40 award from @SLOTribune. http://t.co/ioO6jVHKXQThank you @CarlaTheRock! I got this award, in part, because you & the @msjdorg team believe in me & my crazy ideas. #StrongerTogether
2/5
2015
Don't be in a party, be a party. #KidLegislation @midnight
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2/4
2015
Yes, @agirlandaboy! It is! Sipping champagne as I tweet, and hope you are, too!Valentine Puns. Almost 400 of them. http://t.co/B7RPMs8skL #getpunny #mypunnyvalentine #punsarefun #punnyThank you, @CarlaTheRock! xox
2/3
2015
My husband ran 639 miles in 2014. I asked him a few questions about that. http://t.co/rvHkQHB0dn
1/30
2015
Been watching old episodes of West Wing lately, so here's a #TBT to my days in the #WhiteHouse.… http://t.co/eq43yrAljw
1/29
2015
What if I love buttery toast, tropical fruit, apples, pears, red candies, chocolate, bacon & spicy stuff? #winebibber http://t.co/oQ6NLVeKGK
1/27
2015
That trial date doesn't work for me your honor, that's the release date for season 3 of House of Cards. Let's move on to March...
Retweeted by JanetThrow kindness around like confetti! @iamkidpresident is my hero! http://t.co/SfIoFB3a4r (h/t @CarlaTheRock @kmlarkinwong)
1/25
2015
Three ripe bananas can only mean one thing. http://t.co/oWiEbZ7ZA2
1/24
2015
This is for @thisconfettilife RT@mashable: Throw kindness like confetti. http://t.co/Bq9xKRPVEY http://t.co/cQ33OnE35D #sheleads
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1/23
2015
Also, simon_the_boy's birthday is an excuse to make a honey martini. Put it on your calendar. http://t.co/BqlZFHIZyHWishes for the happiest of birthdays to the handsome and witty simon_the_boy! #tbt http://t.co/9unNJoxHweJust entered to win the @redstamp V-Day Party Pack! http://t.co/diS3swLf7f {I heart @redstamp and @followcharlotte!}
1/22
2015
My gramma just threw away a wooden spoon that her mother-in-law gave her in 1949! #madetolast #finallycracked #qualityIn the UK, #amazonmom is called #amazonfamily so there is definitely an alternative to this #genderstereotyping.
1/17
2015
The most remarkable thing about Amal Clooney's gloves is that we are still talking about them.Since Boyhood and Grand Budapest Hotel are basically the only two movies I saw in 2014, I'm glad they got so many Oscar nominations.
1/15
2015
Hey sugar, what's shaking?Glitter, "I will find a way to restore you to your natural glory if it is the last thing I do." http://t.co/tXjeXksUSt
1/14
2015
"The only beverages we ever have are beer and wine." "Why would you waste calories on anything else?"Punny Valentines in this month's issue of #marthastewart #living. #ilovepuns #mypunnyvalentine http://t.co/hbaTuyfukNAt this very moment in time, all of my email boxes are at zero. #inboxzero #dontemailme #winningatemail
1/13
2015
My living room glitters more than your living room. #followthecallofthediscoball http://t.co/50cf4zTDKT
1/11
2015
The Daily Routines of Famous Creative People http://t.co/BVHpye60T2 via @visually
1/9
2015
Let's celebrate our victories! Ms. JD VP @confettilife shares notable "firsts" for women in the judiciary in 2014. http://t.co/pzDdIY0aAv
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1/8
2015
Got another one! #skunkeviction #notcheap #worthit #lovemytrapper #crittertrapnmike #hopetheresnot10more http://t.co/EaPIWPDwsn
1/7
2015
Does your Trapper arrive in full wildlife/camo gear? What? You don't have a Trapper? #skunkeviction #wildkingdom #atascadero #lovemytrapper
1/1
2014
Need gift 4 9yo girl. I suggest "lipgloss? purse? perfume?" #xmasdesperation Friend says "or...science kit? engineering game?" #betterideas
12/23
2014
If your car advertises your business, don't park like a jackass. #badforbusiness
12/12
2014
@agirlandaboy All of the above. Wear products w/ SPF year round. No sunbathing/tanning beds ever. Hats, sunglasses, sleeves.
12/9
2014
You can't buy lotto tickets with a credit card. #protip@agirlandaboy sun protection.
12/6
2014
There are about 400,000 church buildings in the United states, and about 600,000 homeless people. Just think about that for a moment.
Retweeted by Janet@agirlandaboy Haven't had cable since 1999. We have Netflix, Hulu+ & the MLB subscription, which provide plenty to watch.Congrats to partner Bob Sims, named a @msjdtweets Incredible Man for his dedication to #diversity. http://t.co/tyUFxJ3U56 #TIMInitiative
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12/4
2014
Just donated to @msjdtweets to spread the word that women's victories are everyone's victories! https://t.co/pjJVKOaAa9 #givingtuesday
12/2
2014
ME TOO! RT: @rabiasquared I should just sign my paycheck directly over to #Costco every week. But at least I get a tasting party out of it.YES. The guide to pluralizing your last name for your holiday card. (The Wallaces not The Wallace's.) http://t.co/uBOD5qdmLQPeople on Pinterest should stop calling save the date cards STDs.
11/21
2014
Cauliflower, shallot, chard, and dukkah in a #CWColor dish this #Friendsgiving. #oventotable Thanks @WorldKitchenLLC! http://t.co/04FjVegidXFlu shot at Costco! Love that I can follow up my shot with a bulk cheese purchase.
11/20
2014
@loveisblonde @totallyleslie @ChesterBukowski Yep, sitting in my driveway listening to episode 1 of #Serial.Should I start listening to #Serial on my drive home, or will I end up sitting in my driveway all night?
11/17
2014
Really helpful notes taken by @lensomers. So glad we have this in the legal file. #lawyered #lawyering http://t.co/kyCsXVZUE8
11/12
2014
I am blocking people who post their political opinions on Facebook. Starting with my mom.Not sure I qualify as young at 34, but 8 Reasons Childless Young Professionals Make Ideal #FosterParents http://t.co/3SKOXc9GYN @fosterhood
11/11
2014
BTW, $15 may not seem like much, but it can buy, like, ten thousand tiny sequins.@Simon_the_boy Done.Just bought $15 worth of tiny sequins. Get ready for your new year's card. #cuetheconfetti #confetti
11/8
2014
#LoveWhereILive: These Are the Small Towns Americans Love Most | No. 9 Paso Robles, California https://t.co/vhr4rcGj0E via @YahooTravel
11/7
2014
Congrats @Lensomers for being one of the 35 Greatest Female Marathoners of All Time! #mybossisfasterthanyours http://t.co/wKlU3jKnek
11/5
2014
Delish #fallcocktail with @therabeehoney simple syrup, bourbon, spiced cider, and ginger ale. http://t.co/EofPG36N9g
11/1
2014
This Saturday, Nov. 1 is the deadline for the 2015 #MsJDWIR program! http://t.co/6sVGuOLgjt
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10/30
2014
@lensomers brought me buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys to discourage me from using the new office… http://t.co/vTmcDMkMrw
10/22
2014
Good to know, #TraderJoes! I can stop throwing away "possibly contaminated" soup now. http://t.co/hL9emirWAC
10/16
2014
Came to work to find this on my office window. #microwaveonfire #hotinhere http://t.co/jdw82Mat2t
10/13
2014
The microwave I set on fire yesterday headed to the dumpster. #onfire #hotinhere http://t.co/ZgjSRLtYTc
10/8
2014
Was popping popcorn when the office microwave caught fire. Very calmly walked to the receptionist & said, "Chris, the kitchen is on fire."I just set the office microwave on fire.
10/7
2014
The Catsup Bottle First a little, Then a lottle. #OgdenNash #NationalPoetryDayCandy is dandy But liquor is quicker #OgdenNash #NationalPoetryDayWorkplace reviews: 76% of negative feedback given to women included a personality criticism (compared to 2% for men) http://t.co/faUIhJg55q
10/2
2014
It's #SOCKTOBER! I'm joining #KidPresident and people around the world to help my neighbors who are homeless! http://t.co/V1bfI97Qfo
10/1
2014
A five year old just asked me if I'm a flight attendant for @Delta (apparently due to my black tights, black shoes, and black shift dress).
9/30
2014
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn.
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9/22
2014
@Simon_the_boy yes, please!
9/21
2014
It's funny when students ask "are we doing anything today?" Nah, I was thinking we'd just sit around, take naps.
9/18
2014
Thrilled to welcome @WhiteCase as a new National Sponsor of @msjdtweets joining @lathamwatkins @LieffCabraser @omelvenymyers. Thank you! 
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9/10
2014
RT "@HarvardBiz: Why so many policies promoting work-life balance don't work http://t.co/vrKrKbECbq" cc @msjdtweets
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9/9
2014
#MotherhoodPenalty vs #FatherhoodBonus: "The majority of it...is because of discrimination." #tothepoint #youdontsay http://t.co/eJiNRg4Lab
9/7
2014
"When the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer; you want a *criminal* lawyer." #breakingbad #jessepinkmanMy husband just complimented my "dragon shirt." #iguess? #newtrend #callvogue #fashionforward http://t.co/ReQOlmYjK2
9/6
2014
Experience over possession. http://t.co/qi0fu7NmwA
9/4
2014
@TFalleiro @CourtneyGabbara's 15 Things post on Ms. JD also makes no mention of nachos.
9/2
2014
I'm wearing leggings, a tank top, and flip flops and yet I'm selected by TSA to step aside for a search. The next level is naked.@confettilife wait? It's a cemetery? I'm definitely going.
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9/1
2014
The secret behind all the amazing programs brought to you by @msjdtweets: sangria and giant stickies. http://t.co/dcN3qxf5K3
8/31
2014
@jay_gee As we tell our kid, "It is good to be smart. It's better to be kind."
Retweeted by Janet@Simon_the_boy And further: kindness and empathy are skills, too. Admirable ones.
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8/29
2014
Happiness is the office candy jar. #100happydays #day76 http://t.co/kbwVzUEdPYWent to Costco for crackers and spent $127. I should not be allowed in that place. #ilovecostco
8/28
2014
Pet peeve: when people say "this fish doesn't taste fishy AT ALL!" Yes, it does.Check out VP Janet Wallace's interview with Mikayla Kellogg & Kelly Van Aken of Toscano Kellogg & Van Aken! @TKVALaw http://t.co/d7Rukep13W
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8/27
2014
Lay's has gone too far. http://t.co/Ccz4VBqKiVDo you think paint companies hate all the DIY paint chip projects people are suddenly into?
8/25
2014
Miss tonight's @msjdtweets hangout w/@confettilife @CarlaTheRock & @CourtneyGabbara ? It's already up on youtube https://t.co/f6oVBdVV2y
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8/21
2014
Join @msjdtweets @the_nicole_chiu @confettilife @carlatherock Aug 20 @ 8pm ET for a #msjdprelaw hangout http://t.co/6A571k2lxP
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8/8
2014
Brambles, swizzles, royales, daisies, mules, bucks, fizzes, cobblers, juleps, and smashes. The vocabulary of mixed drinks is delightful.
8/5
2014
When you cross the fine line from hobby to obsession, we stop inviting you to cocktail parties.
7/28
2014
Will: how do you heat water in China? Exchange Student: with the...um...the water hotter...?
7/24
2014
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