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Stuart Elmore @digitalgravy Peterborough, UK

Software Engineer with a passion for JavaScript, HTML and CSS. (in)Famous for fixing your code problems! Worked for @Skype. Views are my own blah blah

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Best shit ive seen all night 😂 http://t.co/aFyCYmpnHf
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreSuper sleepy today after being in A&E with Mum until 3:30am!@WebsiteAngel ikea of course! The Milton Keynes one
1/27
2015
@WebsiteAngel they do them in pastel pink but not bright pink. They also do them in glossy red :) mine's glossy!@liz_e totally! @becskr is the oracle on email & html@Joffff @kersley @StuRobson jackofalltrades, surely?!@WebsiteAngel I have one in my office :D but in blue!
1/26
2015
@rhysjparry @DavidDarnes that is true, although it promotes individual (oft foolhardy) heroism over team tactics which annoyed me.
1/25
2015
American Sniper. Wow. Was that sponsored by the U.S. Navy? Some sort of propaganda film? Jesus.
1/24
2015
Good at coding Javascript? Hate lifts? Make them better: http://t.co/TEJJBq1bhd@whoatemycrayons @Joffff Well the magic dragon recommends it.@whoatemycrayons @Joffff Oh yeahhhhh! I could be like a gravy version of the Coolaid Man!@Sips_ subscribed! :D@Joffff :( :( yup.Dat ad placement tho http://t.co/0hOeNuWzAp
1/23
2015
@Joffff @DavidDarnes @studioromeo @kersley Liaising.http://t.co/3uh5xo8GiK
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@studioromeo @Joffff @kersley "working"@Joffff looks like they may well have. What lesson was it?@whoatemycrayons said no one, ever ;)@whoatemycrayons @chrsmi Best place for them imo :P@andyreedman :) Good luck!@chrsmi @whoatemycrayons errr... Fire-what now? What is this? The 2000s?!@whoatemycrayons It's 32" I think?@whoatemycrayons Top :)@andyreedman So Realtek will be the sound coming from the motherboard. Check the drivers are right for your motherboard?@whoatemycrayons I refer to: https://t.co/OHU6CPBPZj@whoatemycrayons you knows it ;) Actually the box is tiny, the screens are huge!@whoatemycrayons it's big...! ;)@andyreedman Hmm... That sounds like CL may be trying to dampen the sound. Try removing all but the Realtek (not nVidia: visual not audio)@seanuk Oh man. Nice knowing you! :P@andyreedman Like this: http://t.co/MHEwBtdc4x@andyreedman volume sliders. Each app can have a volume that is a % of the master volume. Double click the volume icon in the taskbar to see@andyreedman may be acting passively rather than actively? Check for power cord if that's the case. The final thing could be the individual@andyreedman If you're using headphones then it'll be an issue with the OS stopping you from killing your hearing. If they're speakers they@seanuk Aren't they usually a sign of impending doom / death?!@whoatemycrayons Because I can't take my beast of a Win8.1 machine with me to work, but I can with my MBP! (although I dual boot into Win!)@chrsmi Well when Windows 10 comes out you’ll be able to upgrade for free! :D@whoatemycrayons Yeah, this is true... And I'm all about that Mac now... :DQuite looking forward to having Cortana on Windows 10 :)
1/22
2015
Jodie Marsh really seems to have a grip on things. #page3 http://t.co/vpRwh9lGSt
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreWas lovely to bump into @nmyers89 on the train this morning! :D@nmyers89 dude, are you on the train to London...?
1/21
2015
Democracy British style: http://t.co/QZDEgHzgnq
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAmerican Sniper kind of reminds me of the movie that's showing in the third act of Inglorious Basterds.
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1/20
2015
@liz_e good luck!!@liz_e literally saved two iPhones in the last year with that technique!@liz_e make sure it's turned off, get a tupperware tub - fill it half full with rice and put the phone in it and seal. Leave for 2 days.@seanuk @grabaperch First thoughts?Job hunting as a software developer. http://t.co/F5WDUu8i7a
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1/19
2015
Also, anyone who's used Amazon SQS with Node.js? I'm writing a simplification module but welcome pull requests :)Reading things like this (http://t.co/2nPqotF8hn) about protesting widespread gov't surveillance is making me want to get my RPi outAbout the lack of equality in comic books, and more female protagonists, the comments are an awesome resource! http://t.co/Lu273Gi4fUWhat Taking My Daughter To A Comic Book Store Taught Me, by @echodave: http://t.co/2dzy5VAxN7. Really a great read. Tells a lot.
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreSeriously…this is pretty bad state to be in. “Avg page is to mobile is 1MB” http://t.co/g8tGOjXTQY /via @WalterStephanie @flurin
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreHoly balls, just discovered Krita... Finally a digital painter that puts the user and UX first! :D #impressed https://t.co/QmcdsDKqPe
1/16
2015
Why you should not use AngularJS http://t.co/iznw0pofY5 (cmts http://t.co/dODxEY3YMA)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreThe Green Party had just passed 42,200 members and is now bigger than UKIP. Enjoy sharing that.
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1/15
2015
@WebsiteAngel lolololololololol :D <3@whoatemycrayons @WebsiteAngel @Joffff hahahahah :D
1/9
2015
@Joffff work now - I'm in Victoria for 6 months now :)@Joffff @DPiPboro same here! I'll be on the train all night! :(@ParseIt yeah I've had a play with those. Sadly there are no tests which makes it harder to comprehend. Now have rolled my own w/REST API@sravish do you have anything relating to @ParseIt?Since I've discovered @ParseIt I've been desperate to utilise it at work only to find the JS implementation is frustrating with Angular :(@jaymichaelheal I was wondering that too...Anyone know what's the deal with the high police presence in London Railway Stations today?
1/8
2015
Just had a call from Barclays: 'My' is not a valid response. Yup.@HazelLCottrell thank you but :( xx@HazelLCottrell I don't know as I now work in the big smoke I'm not really able to be around :-/@version7 Wow. That's crazy stupid!So UX is my biggest bug bear at the moment. http://t.co/W8c1JW51tN
1/7
2015
UKIP investigating why its http://t.co/Xivgb20coz homepage now looks like this http://t.co/TaUTprtFqf http://t.co/zYsEcvxOHX
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@liz_e What can I say...? ;)
1/6
2015
Bang on. RT @sturdyAlex: If people need to understand one thing about migrant-bashing, it's this: THE UKIP FALLACY http://t.co/DpAz3UETbN
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1/5
2014
@version7 so you have a savvy mother - that's nice. That's one in 60 million.@version7 @Joffff first thing they'd know about is a £70 fine on the doorstep for each journey!@version7 @Joffff how would a 70yr old from Lincoln know anything about online charging for the crossing?@version7 @Joffff whereas those drivers would use the Dartford crossing and then have to find some way of paying a charge within 48hrs?!@version7 @Joffff only most traffic travelling around London wouldn't use the congestion charge or have any reason to pay attention to it,oh and it paid off the crossing's cost in 2003, when the gov't decided it should charge for the use of trunk road bridges/tunn's @DartCharge@version7 @Joffff also, this isn't mentioned at the roadside.@version7 @Joffff so in order to find that out I have to go online? And what if I was going abroad?Just as a reference, y/e March 2013 the Dartford Crossing's profit measured £37,771,000. @DartCharge (https://t.co/yjv1MI4qtz)@Joffff @version7 the bloody payments website is in "Alpha"!@Joffff @version7 I just don't understand. How? How did this get through checks?! Where's the QA?! Where's the user testing?!@chrsmi @DartCharge at NO point ANYWHERE is this mentioned. The signs simply say "Find us online". You can't check to see if you need to pay@Joffff @version7 what if I'm "off grid"? What if I'm a 70 year old who is not computer literate?@Joffff @version7 what if I don't know if I was within the charging time? What if I don't have access to the internet?.@DartCharge on the website (the ONLY way to pay now) it can't tell me if I owe money - it ASKS ME how many crossings I want to pay for!.@DartCharge what an absolute JOKE this "scheme" is!! I crossed at 5:59am - how the hell do I know if it was in the charge time??.@DartCharge WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??? Online ONLY payments for the Dartford Crossing?! Are you insane?!?!
12/27
2014
@liz_e where you flying in to? They had a lot of snow this morning! Lots of flights diverted to Munich :-/@PlayHearthstone BREAKING NEWS! Yeah, breaking alright. http://t.co/8f6r2kK3cb"I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over, they haven't noticed yet" http://t.co/KAt3xYZKYe 😂
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12/26
2014
@DavidDarnes @Real_CSS_Tricks also, H tags are block level and A tags are inline. Something completely ignored in the article?
12/23
2014
@version7 @headloose @mike_armstrong @liz_e @seanuk I'll be driving too :)So I've moved house and my MP here is a bigoted capitalist who thinks you should pay for education and is against democracy. Goodie!@seanuk @headloose @liz_e @version7 @mike_armstrong I'm in but still have no idea when or where we're meeting :-/Your four main religions. http://t.co/4O5yvLBMN4
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12/22
2014
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