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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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"Unbelievable Time Required To Cover Immense Distances of Space"-1918 https://t.co/GjWbN8arQ5 (Img: Our Wonder World) http://t.co/CYrePnW8GV
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin#immigranthustle = #america http://t.co/gB047BdVHL
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@DK2939 @given2tweet I know, it's a great story actually@DK2939 @given2tweet "look at me. Look at me. I'm the driver now". http://t.co/8QGgLLgKC3
@colinokeefe yep@AdamSinger @sarahoconnor_ haha, her name tho! That has to be made up right? Or is this viral marketing for terminator.@MichelleDBeadle frustrating how people still call a woman a slut when they don't like them
@ncboomstick23 Feliz cumpleanos!@MikeMontgum22 heck of a game tonight!!@CNBC does his penis rip through a yellow shirt and spit/shout?@MsReneeTrevi Morgan freeman says "hey now!" http://t.co/MveMnvePc3@brgulker most of them?@CurtoWorld seriously??? Again? Is his finger made of paper?Mt. Zion Church (currently on fire) is the 7th African American church to be set on fire since the shootings in Charleston SC.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@given2tweet was it Iris?I'm not the guy that harasses people. Sure, I think I know more about fantasy football than Prisco does- doesn't mean I can harass people.It's funny- yesterday I went after Pete Prisco and got blocked. Still think he's a worthless analyst, but felt bad about my behavior.
@Mad_Scientist2 why do the debt that way? Could they have filed a shelf? Meaning they think stock going much higher in short run?How to Make Your Vagina Smell as Amazing as His Balls: http://t.co/tPaFLEd0Bq
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@given2tweet Greece@Kalapoof I know I seem stupid ($SRPT), but I'm not THAT stupid@AdamSinger too late! I promised I'd never add again (or sell until the right time) and I folded and bought more...I'm such a jackassBad news team: I added to $SRPT today, so expect a five point drop in AH trading ๐Ÿ˜•Do I dare add to $SRPT today?@srqstockpicker lol@JoeVeyera yes yes a thousand times yes@lianamaeby ugh I know right??The fuck? http://t.co/I749A88vUiGoing on Facebook is like listening to world news. It's depressing because you realize people really are that stupid.@JaredStanger Pete Carroll has a 9/11 truther convention
Well that's me in a nutshell https://t.co/ZjQ1LWd7En@avflox omg I want that wedding@sonicsarena @SeattleProAm lolol@DavidInglesTV EVERYBODY PANIC@OCIXEMNOR @Softykjr lol@sonicsarena a dick pick?Lol. #Mariners ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ@Lrihendry lolPaid protesters held signs for a Jewish group that opposes same-sex marriage. Parade coverage: http://t.co/5CYVTct3ui http://t.co/ydQx4QhSo7
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin*Turns on TV "Oh, fault in our stars is on tv I see" *cries and doesn't leave the house for 17 hoursThis woman offered to take our picture but didn't know how to flip the camera. I'll cherish this pic forever http://t.co/dWEuunNOD2
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@lizzwinstead well he certainly makes me want to join his religionAre You Ready For Pluto? @NewHorizons2015 #PlutoFlyby http://t.co/UC1rsaVC9S http://t.co/EQV1ICi30a
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinFacebook: so you can keep in touch with the racist, sexist and homophobic people you have worked so hard to leave in the past.@KevinShockey @Slickhawk12 is it just me or does Slickhawk look a little bit like Forrest Whitaker?@greglaurie interesting...not "show grace", or "love your neighbor". This passes as preaching now? ๐Ÿ˜”@BryanJFischer and 9/11 is now Boxing Day...or something, perhaps? Wait...what day is Christmas now? Shit, I'm confused.@BryanJFischer this is the greatest tweet ever written. You sir are a Wordsworth, never opting for hyperbole or scare rhetoric. ๐Ÿ˜The rainbow jihadists of SCOTUS blow up twin towers of truth and righteousness https://t.co/zHXhyDSQlS
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinFrom a moral standpoint, 6/26 is now our 9/11.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinOk Tinder...I've had enough. No good matches, no cool ladies. ๐Ÿ˜•*and by "fun activity", I mean horribly depressing activityYou want a fun activity? Search for "God mocked"...it's like people are HOPING for a natural disaster so they can say "see, God is pissed!"Haha...this guys God is like a pissed off drunken dad at Walmart on the weekend, shaking fist at kids until "pow!" https://t.co/2usCf8Avua
@davidjchie @msuster @davemcclure wait...you're GAY?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณhttp://t.co/CYFvKmSr7r
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHoly crap. Look at the White House tonight! http://t.co/RkGgIOvh9V
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@toddstarnes the Bible: marriage is one man, multiple female children purchased by the father.@aaronbriones9 who says you can't? Prayer is usually silent right? Wtf@BobbyJindal @ChristnNitemare well, they just did bobby. They just did.@GovMikeHuckabee what happened to you mike? You used to be kinda cool. Then...this?Retweet to spread the word. #LoveWins http://t.co/JJ5iCP4ZWn
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@ChronAstros it's the Astros right? So have "the launch pad" and put it somewhere else. It's perfect.@mugatushair @given2tweet Greece markets and Uber driver employee status mostly.@davidjchie fraud investigations. Did it at Expedia a long time ago. I missed this field.Lol apparently I nailed the $QURE entry...already down about 9%. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ@davidjchie great! Loving the new job at amazon. Loving the weather. You guys coming to Seattle anytime soon?@davidjchie @twitter making a bid to be new CEO?
When you check your bank account after a long night out http://t.co/zTCuNqXcK8
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@History_Pics probably just a homeless guy...They say there are no atheists in foxholes, and this is a good argument against atheism. I think it's a better argument against foxholes.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Kalapoof @Qbert2600 @MintCapital3 oh the humanity!@srqstockpicker @scottrade I didn't know this was an option!
There are one-handed catches with a baby in the other. Then there is this Cubs out robber, in a class by himself. https://t.co/Jvu19GgVGO
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@RNAiAnalyst or a lot of pleasure! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜@rushtonjdr I remember shuttling to work on Black Tuesday and just feeling like a complete jackass. Today? Feels much better.It's just so gosh dang beautiful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ฉ $SRPT
@ainsleyokeefe @colinokeefe I wish we had someone athletic enough to do thatWhat does it say about the GOP presidential hopefuls that they think they have to dance around racism to get the nomination?
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@jaysonst it's a good thing. Let the AL get their ass kicked in the AS game- then if KC goes to World Series and loses homefield= karma@given2tweet I just don't see the problem with a $10 bill that features a buff white Jesus holding a rifle with a confederate flag tattoo@StuffCCLikes bizarre.@SteveSandmeyer @AndrewPrichard he is a school teacher after allOne downside to working in a building with about 80% men, is the line you have to wait in to poop. And then sit on a warm seat...๐Ÿ˜Ÿ@AndrewPrichard @SteveSandmeyer cogito, ergo sum. At least I think
@StuffCCLikes see, I was having a nice evening and then I see these tweets you retweet from the shittiest people, and my BP rises.@RickWarren "bible believing" = any church you agree with I suppose?@darrinpatrick so what, you own your daughter and her sexuality? This macho/violent paternal crap is so lame. ๐Ÿ˜•@OlRengy beautifulYeah that golf course sucked- it was in Tacoma.
Me at the bar surrounded by beautiful ladies: "Sorry, can't talk, swiping on tinder"Man, I feel so great about my body, my haircut, my wardrobe. And I got a great job, and I'm funny as hell! *goes on tinder Shit I'm a wreck@cloudypianos or "I only date really hot people that will treat me like shit and make me feel lonely". It's like every interaction on tinder@ColfaxCapital is she long $SRPT?@michaelianblack @jennygrounds she probably dislikes the confederate flag, but thinks states have the right to use it, and she's an idiot@tai_walker you pitched do great tonight Tai! Woot woot! #MarinersI tend to think of myself as like an 8/10 in the dating/potential match world. One week on tinder and I've been knocked down to a 3/10@colinokeefe yeah the first pitch to Smith was even worse@JaredStanger about timeMy autobiography perhaps https://t.co/oLwymfC1TX
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