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seattle childrens hospital, Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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@ProFootballTalk no shit@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @candacemonique @kcmorganuw guys my tinder date is going well http://t.co/XVQEpTWeuW@DLoesch @ChrisWarcraft @AdamBaldwin yes, my right to dangerous toys is MORE important than a woman's right to vote.Pleased to announce I've finally been able to quit my day job to concentrate on publishing my magazine full time! http://t.co/McDUPGwqxn
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@davidjchie hahaha...I was just kidding@davidjchie "sexual fondling is generally frowned upon in the workplace"They couldn't find my veins at my worksite tb blood draw? What?? I work at a hospital and have normal veins...@realstevepool talking in an elevator@bradloncar #BioTwitterWS Royals in 5- can't stop this momentum!!@bradloncar Royals in 5- can't stop momentum!@LookoutLanding what about converting him to Islam?Renee Zellweger is trolling us so hard right now@ProFootballTalk cart before horse- who's throwing him the ball?IMHO, Richard K Morgan killed it with the Dark Defiles. Although I wish he would bring back Takeshi Kovacs 😞@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @candacemonique @kcmorganuw I'm still trying to figure out why Missouri is considered the west@yeahitsmejenna it's like a larger version of a penis6EQUJ5
@nicoletweetsand yeah it comes off as preachy@warmone2 you might be my favorite crazy person on twitter@ShanSossamon oh hey gurl@nicoletweetsand im sober and I would never write a damn post about it...So mark Driscoll bullies people, commits fraud and abuse, isolates anyone who disagrees with him- and we are supposed to feel bad for him?Nothing against Oscar de la Renta, but why is this breaking news? Will no one step up to offer medium quality suits?@PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @TDUByourBUD @candacemonique @kcmorganuw nice pass Payton@fbgchase @FieldGulls @NateSilver538 good! Maybe they can play better now?@lampfall_1 @Chris_Fetters woof!!
@mm3813 @JasonLaCanfora totally agree@JaredStanger the problem is there will be no accountability with this@mm3813 @JasonLaCanfora Hawks have just as many injuries. Both teams playing poorly.My boobs are real but the tops of my feet are implants.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JaredStanger I listened to the radio preface show for SNF and they even said the play was reviewed and came up Rams ball. I almost lost itSo wait- is the problem that the Duracell batteries in Russell Wilson's headset had died?@sharkbiotech exactly@sharkbiotech don't people pay $AAPL an extra $100 all the time for everything? Why would this be different?SEA facing typical "year after" adversity. Teams take more risks against. Injuries. Officials. Locker room. Response is what matters.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@DStephensScout @DavisHsuSeattle THIS@amber_kmh @TheLordisJesus is Jesus a creepy twitter stalker?@busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea @TDUByourBUD oh my god that is horrifyingFinal penalty totals: 10 on Seattle, 2 on St Louis. Plus the non-review fumble.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Deadspin @JoyTaylorTalks nfl got their result I guess@SandoESPN yep@ProFootballTalk stupid@cougsgo shouldn't have gone for two...no question involvedLie holy should not be ejected. Red was on is back. Smh@SungrazerComets pics??@JessamynESPN the verizon commercial with jj watt and the stuck up woman is awful tooThis @Verizon commercial with JJ Watt is the worst...@JaredStanger yepGo Hawks! Go Huskies! Wait...fuck this!@MikePereira @bcondotta what was the "waving arms in the air calling a fair catch" movement then? Not a fair catch call? I'm confused@Softykjr I'm more concerned about the lack of turnoversso hi guys i wonder if i can play with you. it's totally ok if u don't want to play with me. i understand. but pls http://t.co/zNy8ctIs3R
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinSeahawks are going to lose today aren't they...
Wow Brett Rheeder killed it #joyrideonnbcWatching #joyrideonnbc downhill mountain biking at whistler. Pretty awesome stuff@Jill_Savage @InsideUSC he's got some demons@Jill_Savage @InsideUSC that's seriously why? Ughhh"Hey buddy could you sign this?" http://t.co/N4PRGH96PT
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@rodmarphoto those urinals made me afraid of public restrooms throughout Highschool.@wthrockmorton @ShareThis your link keeps creating popupsHuskies got beat on every aspect of that first half. Could have had two interceptions and two fumbles- just not going their way.@Softykjr good hit tooI think it's the "new money" syndrome meets "insecure syndrome"And trust me, I get it. I'm a Seahawk fan so I know what it's like to be the "douchebag" fan group. The ducks are like that too I think.@JoeVeyera maybe the other guy? Troy what's his face? How can Cyler and Jeff suck so bad??@Softykjr sighNice tackling HuskiesI hate the Oregon ducks more than anything....just the douchiest of all schools@GeoffBakerTIMES the girl in that commercial is kind of a bitch to the other guy that's just dancing...she's no looker either@davidjchie haha, that's good! 😊@AshleyLolaRyan bizarre@thejackwang @A_Jude that final interception "confirmation" sure helped. No feet in bounds? Yikes. #Pac12Refs@Softykjr he clearly gained control once he was 4 feet out of bounds, and Millen liked the call, so it must be good...smh@BrandonTierney @ProspectInsider pac12 refsI'm at the mall. It's 2014, I'm 33 years old, single, and at the mall on a Saturday. Boy- I really didn't see that coming."The giant Parisian butt plug was deflated by vandals" a one hundred percent factual sentence in the year 2014
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinMust see: Joe Montana's son Nick spikes the football on 4th down. https://t.co/R94BstXtm1
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@busylizards @TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea I wish!@busylizards @TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea yeah I'm like a blistex cap- but much much smaller@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards plus it's tiny- that's like half the size of a regular boner, right?@ExpertListener @FieldGulls @DavisHsuSeattle those are completely different kinds of fighting though aren't they
@LanceZierlein http://t.co/3X0gg684al
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHere are two tweets I just got from NFL personnel guys: “Literally heard minutes ago what you tweeted. Crazy. Jets didn’t do their homework"
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI was told “Go find a team picture from Super Bowl and you can still see part of the black eye Tate got from Harvin"
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JoeVeyera does it come with splinters in his butt from sitting on the bench??Good tweet. RT @KeeptalkTruth harvin wasn't doing much as a receiver. High cap number and injury prone. Seattle strikes again.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@given2tweet I would just use http://t.co/4KAL6FX89G or something@bradloncar name some names!!me on a date- it's why I'm single “@FascinatingVids: First kisses are always awkward. http://t.co/Y8W9aofMxEYou've just treated somebody who died from ebola. Do you: A) Board a flight to Ohio? B) Go on a cruise? C) Something even more stupid?
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@dan64wiz @Nonrelatedsense @given2tweet at least it would make all those option grants worthless@Nonrelatedsense @given2tweet no, $306
Here's who's paying to fight #Ebola — other than Mark Zuckerberg http://t.co/hVBrZWVbK4 http://t.co/n0jLXPN0vN
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@davidjchie yeah, just not tweeting as often I suppose...still skulking around and reading lots of stuff. How r u holding up? Rough week?@jrod07 @keithlaw haha...there are actual creationists in this thread. I've met one or two but didn't think they were still around 😀😀@JasonLaCanfora with Brady (and manning) it's ALWAYS pass interference.Me at work “@mimllr: Geno shouldered this girl pretty hard http://t.co/fSsbMt8BYO@seahawkeye I agree@AmbJohnBolton not when they keep stealing land from the Palestinians and killing their kids. Israel gets what it deserves.Why did $srpt pop today? Did we cure Ebola?
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