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I sing and sometimes I'm funny.

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Dope @UberFacts:Taylor Swift is the first woman in history to release 2 albums that sold more than one million copies in their opening week.@JenMaiser #yes #yes #yes #yes #yes and #yeeeeeesss@JenMaiser http://t.co/ZRDgtO3FeJ.exci.TED.i.could.pee.myself.@StephanieJBlock SHOOOOOOOPPPPPIIINNNGGGGGGGG-ah!!!@davidcookmusic WHY IS THIS HILAAAAARRIOUUUSSS TO ME???!!?!?
9/15
2014
When you lose all of your make-up brushes & try to have a positive outlook ala “it’s just stuff” then you buy new ones & get the bill #ouch
9/14
2014
@RevoLucian you look sharp Lucian!!!@clairerees perf.When it says refrigerate after opening, and I didn’t, and I’ve continued to have it for like, say, couple months…will I die???!?!
9/13
2014
@JosephLeoBwarie Happy Happy Birthday to you Cousin Joe!!!! Hope it was thee best of thee best! You deserve the MOON!!! Love you!
9/11
2014
@kohmcradu so….thoughts????No.words. Watch.now. @ShoshanaBean sings her boobs off. OFF!!!! http://t.co/RvLDzxb88j
9/9
2014
Things learned/today’s topics - @ShoshanaBean tells the hard truth and I like it. -dark hair looks regal and fancy. -the truth about eggs.
9/7
2014
This is one of my besties…Ty Taylor of @vintagetrouble if you are not moved by these souls…you are not human!!! https://t.co/Ih4At6WPEO
9/6
2014
@reillyjennings ITS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO GOOD!@KatieNunez @EdenEspinosa @StandardMel @TomasinaAbate waiting for that day!!!@davidcookmusic @amosjheller @melanienyema #silverflaps@amosjheller @melanienyema stop.
9/5
2014
@TaffyRoman @NKOTB @KileyDean @joeymcintyre YEEEEEESSSS!!!
9/4
2014
@LindsayMendez Sooooo….youre coaching me right?!?! I’m first!!!At the airport and there is a lady FULL ON IN my personal space munching on a quarter pounder from McD’s IN.MY.EAR. #no
9/2
2014
We just got back from the BEST dinner party…where they served all the things I can’t eat so I starved but the gathering was real fun!!!😶
9/1
2014
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIRL, MY SOUL SIS, & FASHION CONSULTANT…. @ShoshanaBean from the east coast!!!! ❤️U SO MUCH!Not that it’s a contest, but I’m pretty sure I’d win for best girlfriends on planet earth!!! #weirdesttextconvoever
8/31
2014
@PatriceBarakat WE’RE THEE BEST!!!@LukeEdgemon most would see these earrings and think NY…I think of you… (Y/N) http://t.co/wconDeWyiA@Twnklstweets Happy Birthday to you beautiful!!! Hope your day is amazing and you were adored!! Love you!!
8/30
2014
@MarriedWDinner you helped. They’re gone😜Hiccups.@shaynasteele YayShay yah!!!! Proud of you my girl!!! So.proud….xoxox
8/29
2014
@EdenEspinosa pump.KIN., vanilla, cinnamon, coco oil and ghee with a splash of coco milk. HELLO. Gotta try Date paste!!!@EdenEspinosa I had my best one 3 days ago. PUMPKIN!!!
8/28
2014
@ClaireCallaway2 http://t.co/9IkVsHP6Wh.@Scott_Myrick um deep fried woah.@jefflisapowell yes.please.@LukeEdgemon yum.@MydnytKiss woah.@AZwryter amen.@ccthebrat wow. You’re really going for it. Love it. I can’t decide….mac n cheese sounds amazing tho.@tellyleung mmmm maybe me too!!!@Swifty448 what’s a doniar?If you could be eating a food/dish totally bad for you right now with no consequences you’d be eating__________________.That's right, @TaylorSwift13 completely shook up the #Hot100 this week, claiming the No. 1 spot: http://t.co/DVJoZBvosV
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8/27
2014
@longlonglive13 YOU’RE CONFUSED?!?!?Me; a burger patty, isn’t that what it’s called? Her: wait, so you want a black bean burger? I mean…you guys…how hard is it?????!!?!?!?Just ordered a burger patty, no bun w/avocado. I just got a bun with avocado and bacon, no burger. Huh? She’s says…“oh you wanted the meat”?
8/26
2014
@Kamaricopeland Stop!@StephanieJBlock @KronbyKRONKRON LOVE THEM!!!
8/24
2014
@shaynasteele looks so cute shay!!@tycediorio I have my leg warmers on and I’m stretched and ready….and youre at a yellow light…HELLO!!Ice bucket or maybe just a song… @onlyLeah @Mallauri @melanienyema @ElleBelle37 YOU’RE NEXT!!! Water NOW! http://t.co/gXen7ytZaY
8/22
2014
Was so excited to be a part of this powerful project… https://t.co/yeCjv5anEk
8/21
2014
@traciethoms Happy Happy Birthday!!!! May you be so blessed this coming year. Thanks for charging us all to lead and stay informed!!! ❤️.
8/19
2014
So excited for @taylorswift13 and #1989..... Pretty sure we just wanna #shakeitoff http://t.co/3AWV5jbFVu@Mallauri @amandacleghorn YOU GUYS LOOK AMAAAAZZZIINNNGGG!!!@egratto were still best friends😜@egratto I LOVE IT. Strictly for fashion ideas….but LOVE it.@StandardMel @leslieodomjr it’s MY FAAAAAAAVVORITE!!!
8/18
2014
@Kamaricopeland but I don’t have make-up on so….@Kamaricopeland HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO YOOOOUUUUU-AAAAAAHHHHHH( high note) ❤️🎉🎁🎁🎁🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈💝💝💝💝💝💝@shaynasteele in CAPS in its own sentence. She knows what’s up!!!
8/17
2014
Oh Les!!! I love you so!! RT @QueenLesli: #IceBucketChallenge @alsaassociation http://t.co/qCPEv9JdEI http://t.co/YMGaeWpBAl
8/16
2014
@LukeEdgemon If you cook ground beef and then pour sriracha all over and mix it…it becomes spicy manwhich. I can’t. I’m done.@tycediorio I have my leg warmers on and I’m stretched and ready….and youre at a yellow light…HELLO!!When will I leeeeeeaaaarrrrrrnnnnn-ah!😶
8/15
2014
@leslieodomjr Coldplay.
8/14
2014
@ShoshanaBean oh I see you….
8/13
2014
@Mallauri youre pretty darn special…. #canteaitforgarytarryyouandcurtbye@EdenEspinosa @leslieodomjr @iTunesMusic THATS AMAZING!!!Happy birthday to thee @davidcookmusic the coolest MD and FRIEND around. Have a great day!!!!@StandardMel and you did…and it was amazing!!!!@HarveyFierstein Love you Harvey!!!! So much!!!!
8/12
2014
@LukeEdgemon I won’t do it.I just fell. Like fell on my knee. Fell in the way where it wasn’t funny. It hurt. I have a wedding to go to in 2.5 hours. #cantwearheels
8/11
2014
Grateful for these. #melrozewedding @ShoshanaBean @kamilahmarshall http://t.co/iRJTxyrbLx http://t.co/i34Kyl9Bqd
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8/10
2014
@KenniBlossom @EdenEspinosa @StandardMel ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️@EdenEspinosa @StandardMel I know right!!!@ccthebrat Fun!!@lolaschild YOU LOOK AMAZING! You are so my hero!!! Can’t stand your awesomeness!!!!@kohmcradu woah goodness.
8/9
2014
Singin’ the first dance @ m’ friends wedding. Currently practicing tryin’ not to cry. Anyone who thinks this won’t be difficult can suck it!@Forbes I TOTALLY nominate http://t.co/I1Kvrqpmk5 For #BestSitesForWomen 🙌🙌🙌 @alisanporter
8/8
2014
HEY SHAYNA!!!! RT @StandardMel: Guys! GUYS! It’s ok. Shark Week starts this Sunday. #SharkWeek #myfav #alliswell
8/7
2014
@EdenEspinosa You know how I feel about a hot pink lip?!?!?!You guys are AMAZING!!!!Woo! Where can I get it?!? RT @breehaynie: @kamilahmarshall @CocaCola Don’t worry I got you girl! :) http://t.co/oNbx8nIWsl@melissa_d83 huh?!?! I mean… Melissa!!!!I think the @CocaCola bottles with the names are real neat. Next time you see one that says KAMILAH…buy it for me. #nevergonnahappen
8/6
2014
@spindoctor13 I’m so sorry Les!!! Prayers for you and the fam!!!
8/5
2014
@terrondbrooks W.A.I.T. ( why am I talking) @GabbyBernstein ❤️❤️❤️@mailemisajon THIS PICTURE!!! THIS FAMILY!!! ❤️❤️❤️Cheeseburger Tea!!! RT @Matt_Morrison: @kamilahmarshall damn, that sounds good! I’m gonna have some tea too!!
8/4
2014
I’d like a giant cheeseburger with sweet potato fries and siracha and hot sauce and then after some peach cobbler…..instead I made tea.😶@Matt_Morrison THE FEAST!!! Yaaaaaa!Husby just said THEE funniest thing ever. Sadly, it is not tweetable. 💩, I married one funny guy!!!@taylor14313 oooo I never use the cookie!!@melyndakay love it!What’s your Top three emolji’s used….
8/3
2014
@ShoshanaBean um…do I get #runawaytrain for my iPod before Tuesday???!?! I mean…. #myvoiceisonit 😶 #needit
8/2
2014
@cd_henderson ha.
8/1
2014
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