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Terry Melonson™ @TerryMelonson Arizona/Orange County CA

Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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Joined Twitter 3/31/11

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Fuk my ass http://t.co/HeIxS5QOZC
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4/23
2015
Just rode from OC to the valley and back… Longest ride on the new bike and my groin is killing me. :PI'm getting ready to email every single person I've ever gotten a business card from and get some shit done.
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4/22
2015
When @McDonaldsCorp tries to steal @ChompBrand's look. #whoworeitbest http://t.co/i5s16hyP6J
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4/21
2015
Jappy Four/Twenty #4/20 :)
4/20
2015
@DirtyLittleDiva The article is not good, but seeing your pic in the mailer was a hell of a surprise. I was like Nicole and Sprinkles?@DirtyLittleDiva OK so it was taken by this guy the article is talking about then? Yeah, if you or Zik took it it would be infringement.@DirtyLittleDiva It’s you and Sprinkles. I’m wondering who took the photo? Did Zik or someone else shoot this pic?Hey, @DirtyLittleDiva did you happen to see that infowars used a pic of you in their emailer today??
4/17
2015
@terrymelonson's new #motorcycle. 1 mile on the #odometer! https://t.co/n9V5TpwDpI
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4/15
2015
Gonna go look at sport bikes tomorrow…We need more than 1 vehicle. :)
4/14
2015
If porn had a basketball team it's name would be the Los Angeles Flakers.
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4/13
2015
#HappyTreeFriends
4/11
2015
time for #BattlefieldHardline PSN fLIckstahguys: (think of something cool to say something clever, dont fuck this up) me: (you can just fuck me if you want, just ask its no big deal)
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4/8
2015
How to Capture a Fish ^ http://t.co/mgJi9seLKt
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Former Managers Charge AHF With Kickbacks for HIV Referrals http://t.co/LlzaCf4q4I http://t.co/vPju3TxiNl
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Ready for @vividradiosxm @christycanyon11! #selfie #nobra #nipples #radio #interview #vivid #siriusxm https://t.co/KrtaunLens
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@TerryMelonson @Theseattleflash @Elance I´m dissapointed also, oDesk was so cool before, now it has becom ¨run of the mill¨.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Elance - Your odesk purchase is offline. http://t.co/VuhA40hyAPMy welcome from @elance’s odesk home page “Nothing to see here, folks. Due to technical difficulties we are unable to process your request.”The horrible job @elance is doing on odesk is very disappointing. I want my old odesk back! :(@Elance has made odesk into an unusable piece of garbage. Odesk should have BOUGHT @elance. Not vice versa. http://t.co/cda9njf1Y1Mmmmmm #TeamEatAss http://t.co/MAuKqQ9dDr
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4/7
2015
#LBC = Little Black Cock?
4/6
2015
tryin’ out that quartz bucket on the recycler. ;)
4/1
2015
Keisha Grey: Classy Bitch #sohot #yum #pickawinner http://t.co/tUB7haGqiM
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3/24
2015
I am basically an expert at moving fast from doggystyle to on my knees to catch cum in my mouth, thanks to @TerryMelonson
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3/23
2015
Sometimes I push my poop in and out so it feels like I'm fucking myself😂
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3/19
2015
#BattlefieldHardline is here and I’m busy shooting PORN! Ugh!
3/17
2015
Organic free range from Hole Foods #TweetYourMeat @tomleykis http://t.co/OJI5UwU9f8
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3/14
2015
Moonrocks :)Can’t wait for battlefield hardline next week!Don't forget , RT and follow us for a chance to win a free subscription!! #HUSTLERMagazine http://t.co/heH7oMqhQb
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3/12
2015
You all laughed at me when I bought a metal detector, but who's laughing now that I found some metal?
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Best one I've seen http://t.co/LVjtKmgYCV
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™“I got money bags under my eyes, hoe cause I don’t sleep.”
3/11
2015
#AppleWatch http://t.co/tfxfDTgg1y
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™This $10,000 #AppleWatch makes me believe that Apple will eventually have to ask Steve Jobs to come back. Again. #AppleLive #AppleEvent
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The #applewatch seems to be a bit over priced for what it does. Meh. And $10k for an electronic watch? LoL!
3/9
2015
I got so sweaty @bassrush, @TerryMelonson will have to lick every inch of my body clean.
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3/8
2015
If your grandma fucked your uncle, and had your dad, you’d have an “uncle grandpa”. #CartoonNetwork is twisted.
3/7
2015
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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3/6
2015
You can’t win any further than to EAT your opponent …If I was a hollywood villain, I would be Hannibal Lecter ;)
3/4
2015
you catch more bees by not being a cunt
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3/2
2015
@KelseyObsession has perfectly fitting stretch pants on today. :) http://t.co/LJSF3guR7L
3/1
2015
Dr @KelseyObsession will discuss exploring the world of fantasy (http://t.co/wfYYhf7eH7) live at 11am PST at #AEVC.
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2/28
2015
-> Club33 http://t.co/g0ptIcfzJd “@madelynxmonroe: Where do they serve alcohol in disneyland?”
2/27
2015
Terminator 2 rn
2/23
2015
New furniture for shooting accomplished. :)
2/19
2015
I'm going to have a dick in my butt soon.
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2/18
2015
@thebonnierotten If you have a new house the kitty will come out when it’s ready. Just let it explore and it’ll be fine. :)
2/9
2015
I would care if jimmy corned crack.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™"@Ruby_Knox: it's funny cuz it's true :) http://t.co/KJZvmkWxPn" thats me!
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2/6
2015
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2/2
2015
Huge victory for @EvilAngelVideo and the industry: http://t.co/5hbT0RaJEC
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1/29
2015
I love porn girls. I get older… They stay the same age.Did you know... http://t.co/8NrKMmAkz8
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1/27
2015
I gave @TerryMelonson a blow job in the car on the freeway today.
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1/24
2015
Trick BrownHAHAHA @chrisbrown is a hooker guy. ;)@RealRonJeremy http://t.co/vVCoqX6NKK
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1/15
2015
BRAND NEW version of http://t.co/R2HpRhWnmf just went live! Now fully mobile and tablet responsive. #Lesbian #AssLicking #TeamEatAss
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™JUST took a new version of http://t.co/gG4fco7f6a live. Now fully responsive design tuned for mobile and tablets. ;D
1/14
2015
Scummy @Marriott is trying to pay to block all WiFi hotspots in their hotels. Don’t book a #Marriott hotel room! http://t.co/snAjlEsKxr
1/4
2015
Repeating the same line over and over is not the same as rap.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Just did @KelseyObsession’s butthole completely dry, no lube. It was amazingly intense. She loved it. :)
1/3
2015
“@Cheyenne_Jewel: "@OhioProbz: AT LEAST WE'RE NUMBER 1 AT SOMETHING http://t.co/XGrAJ0qBhq" whoa, glad I moved😐” Notice no CA? ;)😏😏😏 http://t.co/J47OkHns5z
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1/2
2015
Funniest strain name in Denver “FUCali”Don't let Second Hand Stink ruin the mood. Use Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray. http://t.co/fLwuX7kDzW https://t.co/rNcvHTuD4Z
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Favorite sign in Denver: “Recreational Meds”.We LIVED! We made it through an amazingly grueling like 10 hours of driving through icy, snowy roads in a Prius.
1/1
2014
LMAO http://t.co/v8tF74nCok
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12/22
2014
OMG #KingCartoon!Watching @peeweeherman’s playhouse on netflix. #Awesome
12/21
2014
@KelseyObsession @TerryMelonson This evening's entertainment for me! Thank you guys!! http://t.co/p7xs8BhVRo
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12/20
2014
Meet the new CEO of @SonyPictures #Leykis http://t.co/eH2KcbNF5I http://t.co/By0GyeWdkV http://t.co/snpCmLhCIi http://t.co/F3S3Gw9OnH
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12/18
2014
Denver in a week! The city of trees awaits us for the best xmas ever :D
12/17
2014
I’m just waiting for the 00’s to come back so I can bust out my jnco’s again. :D
12/8
2014
Favorite line in Dumb n Dumber To: “Are you sure P-Stain is dead? His obituary said he was survived by his parents.” - said to his parents
12/7
2014
MUTT CUTTS
12/6
2014
Amanda Hugnkiss.Stoked :) Got some major back end changes done on our websites. New front end skins on the way next. Going to be a good #2015Porn girls should get hip to the last name “Sinsemilla” -> “sine "without" (see sans ) + semen” http://t.co/CrDTwMn2yK
12/5
2014
@tomleykis It rubs the pudding on its skin or else it gets the hose again. http://t.co/9chfgxxMdq
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Vans shoes must be stoked that every shoe company is copying their signature style now days. If I wanted some Vans I would buy some. :\
12/2
2014
Got that #GTAV and it’s got me back. :)
11/30
2014
Oh my GAWD I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so satisfyingly hilarious as this clip right here. LOVE IT! https://t.co/fC6djWt36Q
11/29
2014
Terry is watching Riff Raff music videos and they're so ridiculous
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11/28
2014
#Toosoon ? http://t.co/xLuxTY0wbo
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11/25
2014
#NeverDryJoin me in writing your members of Congress to oppose Internet sales tax legislation in the lame duck http://t.co/76QZB0C7OB #NoNetTaxIf I join the fuzz does that mean I dodge the draft? #Dragnet1969
11/12
2014
@KelseyObsession - “Got an anaconda around my neck, girl I’m dabbin’ out”
11/11
2014
I just backed iBox Nano - Worlds Smallest, Least Expensive 3D Printer on @Kickstarter http://t.co/rutsX2b0Ot
11/10
2014
Netflix ... Where you spend more time choosing what to watch, than you do watching it.
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11/6
2014
@DougBenson how about getting a nug-cam so we can see what you are smoking before you smoke it? ;)
11/5
2014
I am at the tippy top of the 18-34 demographic. I guess next year things are about to change…?
11/4
2014
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