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Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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Joined Twitter 3/31/11

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Damn over #million views on #wshh. If I only had a dollar for each view. I'd have well over $100! 💯💩 https://t.co/TDfZjPB5WgToday was the craziest shit ever with that fucking neighbor!!! AH!!
8/29
2015
So… our directly next door neighbor almost got booked to be the guy for FartDom today. Awkward… to say the least. This fucking guy! smhAmerican culture is money. :)@kj_fetishmodel http://t.co/9Ruin2XdaM is a thingmost people who are angry on the internet very own mothers don't give a fuck about their opinion, why would anyone else give a shit?
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8/28
2015
When I started ballin’ I was yoooooooung… :D
8/27
2015
@iBoxPrinters I wish I had got a functioning unit but it looks like everything about my unit is faulty. https://t.co/drl8aCxwTiTOWEL PLZ http://t.co/zjyQFkFZiR
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8/26
2015
@RachaelMadori periscope is like youtube, you can’t get naked. be careful. :P@RachaelMadori start a stream and tweet the link :)@RachaelMadori if you did a periscope I’m sure it would be an entertaining way to get ideas. ;)#fat #orange #bucket #ginger #kitty sleeping behind the couch. 👍🐷😂 https://t.co/GzVCi1Ce1A#models over shooting today. They come with their own mess! :) #pornlife https://t.co/29nI61akvZ
8/25
2015
@tonyharrisfilms have you seen @KelseyObsession membership site? http://t.co/MeC5YFmWf2 - mix or membership and clips4sale. ;)You really gotta start ballin’ as young as possible.
8/24
2015
RT if you went to a #GoTopless parade in your city today!! http://t.co/7ZRYGGMxIw #FreeTheNipple #boobs #pornisevil http://t.co/jtQQfx8Cy0
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8/23
2015
#globzJust ordered the 💩 #poop and 😍 #hearts emoji throw pillows from @zumiez for girls to fart on. 👍💯Win a Year of Loot Crate https://t.co/OkvPssbzxZ"The greater the doubt, the greater the awakening; the smaller the doubt, the smaller the awakening. No doubt, no awakening." --C.C. Chang
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8/22
2015
I never did any of my homework in school. I was horrible at doing it. Now I work from home… odd. `#HeavyMonkey :)Hey @lootcrate I got the year subscription and I think I got a normal box, was there supposed to be a bonus shirt or something? - thxHey @RachaelMadori have any experience with DMT?
8/21
2015
I only pirate @hannibalburess comedy. I pay for most others. ;)Casually playing with my butthole
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8/19
2015
. @Tiffanydollxxx #LOL #PornIsEvil http://t.co/6M8kF6gxJ4
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Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@KelseyObsession one of these for fucks… just in case you need to give one. http://t.co/yfIHvUMTij@HIGH_TIMES_Mag So does that mean we’re gonna see Flintstones Chewable OxyContin for Kids? :D I bet those will make awesome party drugs.Netflix Customers Get 140 Hours of Their Lives Back* Yearly by Not Watching Commercials http://t.co/skjSwHu6aJ http://t.co/PmCU7wxvEt
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8/18
2015
Team up with me and @lootcrate for their VILLAINS Crate! http://t.co/bPC76qXLNX use code SAVE3 at check-out to save $3I know some comedians saw @ComptonMovie & said to themselves, "man, I got screwed like that with my 1st one hour special deal." #NoVaseline
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8/17
2015
We’ve been waiting for you… https://t.co/Ag6blXkCvv
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8/15
2015
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8/13
2015
#gimmeheadtillimdeadWhat was in the briefcase? #lebowsky #dude #ringer https://t.co/uzJcEPxO6v"That's right, Dude. they peed on your fucking rug." #dude #lebowsky #peedrug https://t.co/6VLYtWyFHwI promise the next false flag shooter event, the guy who’s off his meds will have an encrypted iPhone! https://t.co/q21hyPIxAF
8/12
2015
stank-stank! https://t.co/c7hvmjfAUWIf you can't see the fix is in from the powers that be to elect Hillary Clinton, you are blind.
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8/11
2015
I didn’t realize that #microaggressions were so old! Apparently they date back to the 70′s…Instagram makes me want to get my life together so I can go take selfies! https://t.co/8D8o5JBKrXMeeting of the minds. @kelseyobsession and the #ginger #kitty mr fuzzy bucket https://t.co/3gbr6BYZfV
8/10
2015
@lootcrate @DougBenson this episode. https://t.co/x3KpAcIFLaI totally signed up to @lootcrate from the @DougBenson Getting Doug w/ High commercial. So dope. :DThis is awesome :) http://t.co/iybEsWCdHLIt’s always women no one wants to fuck that want to be controlling everyone else gettin’ some. So so jelly.It seems as if the name “Hearst” is synonymous with “Propaganda”.
8/7
2015
@SaraLuvvXXX “porn for women” is CSI SVU. ;)
8/6
2015
Outrageous! Pot-Eating Cops Caught on Video Have Filed Lawsuit Claiming Violation of Privacy. http://t.co/ECLCGU3lDP http://t.co/khtwNII5nQ
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8/5
2015
i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire
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8/4
2015
Who else is on #InstantDiagram?Find someone who looks at you the way Rihanna looks at weed http://t.co/zyP4E7bOZg
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8/3
2015
Please RT if you see the porn stars you jerk off to as human beings.
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8/1
2015
the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
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7/31
2015
#fat 🐷 #ginger #kitty #bucket of pies! 😻💯👊🏻👌👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👧 https://t.co/kkae4nxrew
7/29
2015
Lol eww #beefqueef"Your ego is not your amigo."
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7/28
2015
At least EDM is ABOUT something.
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7/24
2015
did anyone ever consider they wouldn't eat so many animals if there wasnt so many songs about eating animals?
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7/22
2015
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7/21
2015
#bucket of sleeps. #fat #kitty #orange 😽💤🐷👍 https://t.co/V5QbGKhkUY
7/20
2015
chain me up and force me to poop in front of your grammas fireplace with your family present on christmas eve #firstdategoals
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7/19
2015
More #fat #ginger #kitty #bucket 🍩🍦🍪🍰💯💯💯 https://t.co/9Mz0jM5YxUSleepy #fat #kitty bucket of pies 👍🐷🍔🍕🍰 https://t.co/ELspoXD5tp
7/18
2015
I love time travel movies. Been watching back to the future trilogy and bill and ted, now on to og terminator. :)This pink touch is cool BTW. I feel so social now. :DI’m on Instagram now. @terrymelonson? Anyway km on there follow me and I’ll prolly follow you back. Chances are… ;)Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is going on. Err... Ending. https://t.co/EnFdzNt7m0Sleepy bucket #fat #kitty https://t.co/N2gWfp2aP5@KelseyObsession testing my pink touch camera. #KeetPics http://t.co/coTKF3GOYnGeorge Carlin always asked how the water was in town, then drank a glass of tap water. He’s dead now. - Don’t drink tap water.
7/16
2015
Just ordered that new iPod touch. FINALLY it came out. Got me the pink one ;Phttp://t.co/HNXTaGyGsUhttp://t.co/PXL3cBdYdz
7/15
2015
Nothing better than lane splitting traffic. I love my bike. :D It’s like a completely unfair advantage. Like a game-genie.
7/14
2015
JUST made it to see @timheidecker and @ericwareheim for their Zone Theory book signing. Got in there last. Thanks guys :D
7/8
2015
I really love people who offend the shit out of others with their language. PC is a horrible way to self regulate. Please offend me. :D
7/7
2015
I am going to the DOUG BENSON show at Irvine Improv http://t.co/Yz3VHl65Xo
7/6
2015
Photo: @roxyrayexxx and I met the smallest man in the world today :3 you thinking what I’m thinking. http://t.co/gz5Ff4BhHn
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7/5
2015
Nothing says "I love you" like anal.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Here's a playlist of the Presidential announcement videos I've edited. Just added @BobbyJindal's! 🇺🇸 More to come! http://t.co/mh5Jvt28xz
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6/28
2015
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